So wrong, but funny
That was downright wrong, but also hilarious. I mean I should be appalled that you're making fun of suicide bombings, but it was actually quite amusing. I should also be mad that you were making fun of the NBA as a bunch of thugs, because I'm a big NBA fan, but I also thought that the players you chose and their Bios were also very funny. If this weren't funny, I'd be offended.
I was cracking up when it said "0 for 7 in suicide bombing attempts"