f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Daily2oon08102005]

Ya

I'll just respond to NazelbikAuthor because he's a lil bitch
"Do you really think what you make is actually better than anime? Think again. I'm not going further than this on the subject."
LOL when did I ever say what I made is better than anime? I'm a 16 year old with nothing but a mouse, what do you expect? All I said was that anime, in general, sucks. I felt I needed to prove it to myself by actually drawing the stuff. And it worked. I hate anime even more now that I've drawn it. The only satisfying part of the flash was blowing them up and shrinking the boobs. Oh, and the fact that it pissed off anime fans >:)
Now on to the other stuff. FiveStar, nice little animation of teh star syndicate. You looked secksey in the bed. Hahah you should've used anti neopets sound clips
Threestar and Cannabis, thanks for teh voices! They came out great and sounded just like real anime.

threestar sounded hawt when she said "nigga"

TheStarSyndicate responds:

I liked threestar and cannabis clock's voice acting in your flash too.

I feel the voices added so much to the experance.

sorry about lack of anti neo pet sounds in todays movie.

I'd think the stress of running a lame club like the Da5crew is embarassment enough for the poor guy.

[Angrybot 2 - Recess]

Hahah that's awesome

This flash had such awesome humor. I've had to work with kids a lot this summer and you made a perfect representation of what 6-7 year olds are like. Fucking awesome. The voice acting and script writing in this was so good, you guys are probably professionals.
Yeah, you'll make the front page, but you knew that.

[ONE GUN]

Thoroughly unenjoyable, for me at least

This was one the the most cliche horribly thought out plots I've ever seen. It looks to me like you put VERY little thought into it and instead of actually going for a real storyline you threw together a bunch of cliches from crappy action films. Even on a pure entertainment level, this flash failed for me. I mean when a plot is sooo simplistic (cool hitman, badass, new job, kills a bunch of people, exploding heads, blood, guts, violence, a car chase, end) with absolutely no meaning behind it or any serious storytelling put into it, it really pisses me off and prevents me from enjoying something that might otherwise be some cheap thrill.
But I mean, this story was REALLY trash. Dude, THOUGHT. Put some THOUGHT into the next one. Have some meaning behind it. Please. It's really painful for me as someone who loves movies and animation to watch something like this.
Oh yeah, and the graphics weren't very good either. Your drawings were not very good, although I did enjoy the effects.
The music was excellent, the high point of the flash. I dunno, maybe you should stick to makin music.

[Monster In The Mansion]

Great job, Lokken

You are a truly expert flash author. You make some incredible stuff. The story for this one was interesting and thought provoking. I can see you put a lot of work into the movie and into the premise. That's obviously why you've won so many film festival awards with it. It's not the usual mindless stuff you see on this site.
I think something as refreshing as this is bound to make the front page.

And on a stupid note, lol the voice actor's name is Vince Lombardi! LOL I thought he was dead. LOLOLOLOLOL I bet people are like "OMG your a great football coach" to him all teh time

[Remembering Shin2k27]

Hahaha friggin' awesome

hey Shin2k27, have a cup of STFU with a double dose of n00b with it!

Yeah this collab is awesome and looks like it's going to be even more awesome when it's finished.
The game was surprisingly addictive and fun. I can dodge the facts for a pretty long time with Shin2k27...
The second one was a truly hilarious parody of anime and Shink2k27. "Hentai is an art form!" LMAO truly genious. The voice acting was superb.
The third one was also awesome and took some really nice jabs at Shin. "They mass voted my drama queen award" hahah... more proof that he is in fact a drama queen.

Can't wait for more. I also can't wait until this thing is ready to show Shin ;)

Mightydein responds:

Thank you very much for that oh so awesome review.

Shin's reaction to this collab is gonna be very entertaining.

Bring the kids.

-Mightydein

[Daily2oon07192005]

HEY LOOK IM MASS REVIEWING!@w#11

I gave it a 9 outta 10 because I dont want ppl to be like "zomg hes not a fair reviewers lol SS mass reviewer flagz"

Ill review each one ok

actionmes_brother - I aready saw it. Stupid zerostar, check the old daily 2oons befo you submit a new one aldsadldka. It was still very good though.
albinoclock - hahahahahahahahaha blueberry muffins. LOL honestly, I loved that one, it made me crack up. My favorite of the four :D
Decorative - nice. Probably the first Wishboner flash to pass judgement. Ah the wonder of Daily 2oons. And I was laughing when he said boner and penis. Yeah, I'm immature.
thedemonservant - where did you get that song? TRULY hilarious.

This was one of the funnier Daily 2oons, although it was not as good graphics-wise ;)

TheStarSyndicate responds:

that's gangsta g

[Daily2oon07162005]

w00t

That was quality stuff.

Astropuff- hilarious work. You're a top notch flash artist, one of the best Daily 2ooners if not THE best. Can't wait to see more work from you, hopefully any of my future Daily2oons will be included in the same one as yours so I can be featured in a high scoring Daily 2oon.
Goldencat- Nice to see GC submitting here. As I've said before you're an underrated flash artist. LMAO at all the Bri'ish people who will review this saying "oy peopole doying aint a funny mattah, Im gonna string you up by yoh bollocks." People don't look at the quality of your flash, they just look at its offensiveness. If these people could realize that your whole point is to piss them off, they might enjoy the flash. LMAO=loving memory of all others.
cloned_illusion- !
penisstar- yours made me laugh the hardest. HA cliffords with pen0rs humping godzilla. Funny stuff.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

9/10? whered the other 1 go!?

[Daily2oon07152005]

Nigga get out mah face

Ahahah, good shit.
UglyBastard, yours was the best. The graphics and music were excellent.
Guardian, yours made me crack up. Great music, especially that lovely sound at the end.
MeatballClock..... hahaha nasty.
Oh and F00D, yours sucked big fat black ass.

[Baghdad Basketball]

So wrong, but funny

That was downright wrong, but also hilarious. I mean I should be appalled that you're making fun of suicide bombings, but it was actually quite amusing. I should also be mad that you were making fun of the NBA as a bunch of thugs, because I'm a big NBA fan, but I also thought that the players you chose and their Bios were also very funny. If this weren't funny, I'd be offended.

I was cracking up when it said "0 for 7 in suicide bombing attempts"