f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eye seen it all!]

Well thought out

Awww, isn't that nice! You thanked me at the end of the credits! LOL you're welcome.

Seriously though, I enjoyed the flash. It was very well thought out, a nice idea and a fitting title. The fact that you thought it out pretty well made up for the lack of graphics. You have the ability to draw a good range of things (dogs, birds, fish, whales) but you just don't draw them that well. The animation was sketchy and consisted of mostly tweens too, but I must say the underwater effect came out pretty nice. The music wasn't that great, but it fit the flash pretty well. Overall, I applaud you for actually thinking about this flash's story before you made it.

BadShorts responds:

Truth is.. my wife came up with about half the ideas.. we really just made it up as we went along : P

Thanks for the honesty, I know my drawing lacks.. maybe I'll save up for a pen mouse one of these days.

[is this fair?]

Disliked it

I know the stuff that meat companies do is wrong, and I know animals are not treated well. But I definitely think eating meat is fine, especially if you have it fresh from a farm. It really isn't that bad there, they kill the animals after they've had years to graze in the fields and live in the outdoors and such, no torture involved. It tastes a fuck of a lot better too.

Ok, so that message was OK and the concept was interesting. Problem was with the flash it self. Images... nothing but images.
I'll be honest, I couldn't watch the whole thing. Not because the stuff was too disturbing, but because I couldn't stand the fucking COLDPLAY MUSIC!!!

[-The Clockcrew TV Collab-]

Loved it

Veru funny stuff, very well done and should get front page. Besides a few poorly done segments, everything was great quality as I've come to expect from the CC. Nice collab.

My favorite one was the one with anticlockclock getting his head smashed Kill Bill style.

bgryderclock responds:

thanks =D

SlurpeeClock(joeneato) did the kill bill part.
he's a fucking genius<3

[For great justice]

So

I watched that old flash. Your clock was in it at the end. Apparently you just portrayed the killing of someone you had monkey sex with? That's not nice.
Nice job, anyways.

[Claustrophobia]

What are you smoking?

I can't understand why people hate the clock crew and lock legion soo much. They no longer flood the portal with worthless shit, they simply make occasional collabs that are always very well done. So why is it that people are still so vehemently against clocks and locks? If they make good flashes and they have many willing participants, they're good for NG.

Go to the clock collention page to see the good flashes I'm talking about.

Haleth responds:

This was made when the Locks and lcocks flooded the portal with "sheet" if you will, and honestly, i dont really think their animations are that impressive... i mean mothing tweening an image and typing in stuff to say... cmon, i do that on a scale times 10 thousand.... except this animation is worse than the lock and clocks sooooo i can't really talk huh.... luv yah hun!

[A Day in the Life of Wade]

Not too shabby

It is quite true. There should have been LegendaryFrog and illwillpress fanboys too, and you should've showed him pressing the numa slave button and ??? buttons more up close. The whole star thing I guess was an ode to the star syndicate. Wasn't too bad, but could've been funnier.

Television responds:

I was planning to make it longer but I got lazy

[Day in the Life of Sammy]

Heaven must be missin' angels

Oh man what an ending. Such an extreme change. The timing and music at the beginning was all very well done. The lip synching was right on. Some very good ideas went into tis flash. I also must say the framerate was so smooth and nice to look at. Then all of a sudden, Snoop Dogg comes in! WTF! Very violent, funny, and pointless ending. Good job with that.

You are definitely the coolest 14 year old on NG, and for this flash the "the new year's party" you are now on my favorite authors list.

dookiemoole responds:

thanks friend *grins silently*

[FiSHiN']

Ew gross

The animation was truly fantastic I must say. You are a truly fantastic flash animator. This flash has a chance of making the front page based on the animation alone. You had little in the presentation department but got it all done in the graphics department.

The sound was incredibly annoying and bad quality. The music was REALLY getting on my nerves towards the end and the voice acting lacked any force. Sound effects were nice though.

The storyline was kinda lame and the transition from idea to idea didn't work. First he was talking to the fish, then all of a sudden you see the worm underwater, then all of a sudden you go through this whole "guy getting caught" thing. I still thought it was OK, but could've been better thought out.

I didn't like the humor. It was pointless and didn't make me laugh at all. Not only that, but the end was unnecesarily sickening. Potty humor is not cool.

Overall, I can't give this less than an 8. The animation is too skillfully done.

[.::Sky::.]

Trying to be as contructive as possible

I'll be honest, I hated this flash. Now I'll get to the main problems of your flash in each main category.
Graphics: They were awful, man. Stick figures with no eyes; I mean you seriously need to think that over. Stick figures alone shuld get blammed, but you are too lazy to even put fucking eyes! The backgrounds were half decent but still half-assed.
Style: Well, the story, idea, and originality were just flat out sorry. Worst thought out flash storyline I've ever seen for someone who was actually trying. Think about how bad your story is: "Some guy is sad because some other guy killed his girlfriend for no reason at all, so he goes to the store, buys a knife and kills the other guy. Then he commits suicide by jumping out of an airplane. As he free falls he sees his friend in another plane and waves to him. The end." Does that sound like a good story to you?? Also, FINISH IT before you submit it!
Sound: Great song. One of the only songs by Aerosmith that I actually like. You're video had absolutely nothing to do with the song >:(
Violence: There was violence, but it was pointless and sketchy.
Interactivity: None.
Humor: a six, because this flash was an utter joke.
Overall: 2

[The eCelebrity Collab]

Man y'all be hatin on Knox all kinds

Dont hate on knox. Knox's stuff is actually funny, I don't care how easy it is to make or if Knox is an asshole. His stuff makes me laugh.

I hate LegendaryFrog and illwillpress because their flashes are not only stupidly easy to make, but devoid of any humor. At least Knox has the humor part.

That being said, this was a marvelous collab and some very funny parodies. The first one was the funniest. He just threw all the klay models away and dacned for the camra lawl