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[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 5]

brilliant

excellent flash. the humor and presentation were on a different level then most flashes on NG, almost on a professional level. of course, it was much more obscene then anything a professional would be allowed to make, which makes it all the more great. the wierdest part is, from what i can see, this series is severely underappreciated by newgrounds. perhaps the humor is too mature for them? maybe they dont get all of the drug references and such (btw, loved the part about crack babies hahah)? or maybe they just cant handle all of the outrageous stuff you threw in. in any case, its about time one of these got front paged, or something above a 3.8 score. it really pisses me off to see fantastic flashes like this get ignored while horrid flashes with no actual work put into them are making the top 50 *cough*phoenixwrong*cough*

anyways, keep doin what you're doin dean. this series is just too good for newgrounds to ignore for very long.

-f00d

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

thanks, man. well said. i hope you're right.
dean
www.apocalypsecartoons.com

[Ozcar's Day Out]

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Adam-Ant responds:

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[The 120 fps collab]

lots of things wrong with this

first off, this is a complete and total ripoff of the original star syndicate "FPS" collabs by j00bie. perhaps you are all well aware of this and you're simply trying to pay homage to the original "FPS" collabs, but i find that somewhat doubtful considering the direction the milanocrew has been headed in lately.

second, the collab itself was mixed. yenig's part was by far the best, he knows how to actually take advantage of the smoothness of the animation at 120 FPS. frozenfire's abstract designs were ok too. lord of ketchup's part, on the other hand, was absolute filth. horrid, gut-wrenchingly awful ytmnd humor. NEDM is the most painfully unfunny and moronic fad ever to appear on that god awful website. i wouldn't expect anything less from LoK. its also pretty ironic that the milano crew's biggest SS hater is taking part in a collab that is blatantly ripped off from the star syndicate. figures.

my suggestion to my friends in the mcrew is to hurry up and kick out all the faggots before they destroy your crew and make it the same as all the other poser shitty crews out there.

MKFP-lennychuckles responds:

SS has a 120fps collabs?....what?I did't to knew.

[Jetto Ninjin]

z0w

masterful work by all involved. this collab is one of the best the SS has ever released. it was worth the wait even it took REALLY FUCKING LONG to finish.

p.s. starberyy is long shit good day

Starberry responds:

why dont u go use ur wacom tablet AT THE SAME TIME AS YOUR TABLET PC

[Dailytoons 9/11 Edition]

jesus

that was maniacal even by my standards. it literally made my blood curdle. it was made even more desturbing by the fact that ms. proctor chose to include a portrayal of ME in this flash. just sick. absolutely sick. i think that wioman needs some therapy or a massage or something!

lmao 50 more episodes fuck you NG

p.s. ruthie is a nice young lady O:)

TheStarSyndicate responds:

ur a goddamn mutt

[Aint Saints preview]

oh

so you aren't serious?

[TV's 50th Flashtravaganza]

ehehehehe

since im the only one who has actually clicked all of those links...

first off dan weisman is a SHITTY dj dont download his music

dan weisman has only been in like 1 movie and its only because he is the son of that shitty director sam weisman who made "george of the jungle" and "whats the worst that could happen" and a bunch of other shittass movies

dan weisman the reporter for the san diego newspaper is a bad reporter he sucks i mean who cares about alternative sources of power?

dan weisman of the landmark supreme court case "lee vs. weisman" was a great man... he made it so school prayer is illegal because it breaks the seperation between church and state,... what a hero B)

i dont know who professor dan weisman is...

Television responds:

You're an inspiration to us all, F00D!

[Luis vs. ClockCrew]

damn

Anti-Clock Day seems like a terrible idea, really. I'm not the biggest fan of the Clock Crew, but I've always thought of the anti-clock crowd as being far worse. I think this day will produce heeps of shitty flashes and a whole a bunch of stupid pretentious anti-crew bullshit flashes. But this flash isn't one of them.

I can't help but admire your animating skills Luis. Your obviously a professional and your animation is smoother then anyone else's. The concept for your flash was sort of simple: you go into clocktopia and eat all of the clocks. I don't really care what the story was though because this is clearly more just a showcase of your flash talents, a lot like your Pico Day flash.
Besides your phenomenal animating, watching your tutorials was another interesting part. Your animating techniques aren't all that new to me, but the fact that you repeat those advanced techniques hundreds and hundreds of times to achieve quality FBF animation is amazing. It takes a LOT of patience to do that kind of real animating. The character development tutorial was also pretty cool.

Great job

[TANKMEN-Snakes on a Plane]

Take note

Your graphics were fine and probably better the Tankmen series itself, but the humor was a complete bomb for me. All you did was take the two current biggest fads on NG and combine them into one. These two fads are both already completely overdone and aren't funny anymore. They also don't fit together well at all, and the result was awkward.

IMO, the combination of completely unrelated, overused fads isn't funny in any way. If this is your sense of humor, go to ytmnd and you can wallow in it; all they have over there is unfunny overused fad combinations like this. Otherwise, try to have a little more originality when you're coming up with ideas/jokes for a flash.

Masonogy1 responds:

Thanks for the detailed and honest review... I didn't really know they were a fad as of yet, but I will keep in mind not to use them in the future! :D

[Popular on the Internet]

absolutely

gorgeous