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[DailyTune09042005]

Hi

j00bie, Chrome-, vozz

How do you do, sirs

Friends-of-Foamy responds:

lmao hi

[All NG Fads Die!!!]

I see

Only one mention of daily2oons?
Then we have not done our jobs.

Ha jk. Anyways, I know you said it was all in good fun. But just in case you really are one of those people who hates every and all daily2oons, go watch daily2oon083105.
This flash will most likely not make front page or anything, simply for the fact that it's just not very funny. First of all, just because one flash got popular doesn't mean its a fad... there has to be many parodies of it or many versions of it. For instance, Lilium turned into a fad after several parodies were made of it. You could say Foamy flashes and/or Foamy parodies are fads. Piconjo flashes could be considered fads. Anything like that. Not just all of the random flashes I've never heard of that you bombed at the end. I think it could've been much funnier if you played on those things, rather than just the limited scope of things that you "killed" in this flash.

MACception responds:

There are 2 exceptions to the "We don't hate, we were only having fun" rule... 1 is barney... 2 is Daily 2oon...
But that's what's cool about NG. As much as i hate Daily 2oon...someone out there loves it just as much as i hate it.
Keep at it man...i'll keep trying to blam...though i'll NEVER succeed...

[Angryface Adventures]

Hahehaheahe

The begining was funny, then as soon as he got to the little kid everything started getting high quality, with blurs and all that. It really dramatized it. Great work on the graphics at those parts in particular. Sure it was corny, but at least you made the end very funny. Ha he punted that kid.

On a different note, I voted for The Morgue in the monthly contest sir! I know many others have too, at least from what I've heard. I hope you win the $250 :)

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I will be sure to spend it all on booze if I win. :)

[Goomba ep. 3 high speed]

ROFLMFAO

HOLY SHIT GOOBA TERRORISTS AND LEMURS

That was truly and uncontrollably and sexually grafitfyingThat was one of the funniest works of random genious I've ever encountered.

LMAO Kobe got pwned by Dairy Queen chocolate dipped cones

FatBadger responds:

most people dont know what lemurs are..so i made this eduactional vid.

[The House of New Orleans]

Heh

Interestingly, I did read the article you spoke of by translating it. It was, in fact, serious, however I have a feeling the flash was not. In any case, excellent work on this. The drawings were well done even if they were only one thing for pretty much the whole time. The humor was pretty decent, if you were joking. I think it's just fine to laugh at a horrible tragedy on the Internet. As long as your not laughing at the real life stuff (see my Hurricane Katrina tribute collab).

But the real reason I gave you high marks was because of the song. It's one of my favorite songs of all time, and was actually quite fitting for the flash and situation.

[Deaks a Ding Dong]

ROFFLE

Homosexuality is fucking hilarious.

The animation could be sketchy at times, but over I thought you did good at the animation. You did copy South Park, but it was copied reasonably.
This flash was all humor. I couldn't stop laughing at the amazingly wonderful gayness. I'll bet Deak is extremely pissed off.

Oh god it was so sexy I got a huge boner and I almost jacked off to it.

[Backwoods: Hurry-Cane]

Excellent parody

It may have been one still frame, which I still must say is bad which is why you got points off for the graphics and style. However I'm sure your fully aware that the graphics suck, and I must say the flash was an excellent parody. Much funnier than IWP's flash, I might add.
This deserves front page much more than that utter piece of shit that IWP made.

[Daily2oon08282005]

Nicely done

I don't know why this particular daily2oon has bad reviews. All of the flashes in it were very above-average quality. This is one of the better daily2oons.
Every single artist did a fantastic job.

On a side note, make sure everyone knows the new domain name

thestarsyndicate dot com

[Run DNA]

Beautiful

I very much enjoyed that flash, it just ahd a really cool feeling to it. The song was very stylish and cool. I loved the beat. Also had really random and funny lyrics, unless it's in a different language and you dubbed it animutation style. What is it called?

Anyways, enough about the song. The animation you made seemed to be a collage of google search images expertly meshed together to create an awesome music video. I couldn't help but laugh at the flute player. The scratchy black and white effects were also a very nice touch. I think what gave the flash it's cool feel above everything else was the video clip playing in the background, of what was apparently a close up of a baseball bat zooming out. It was cool to have all that stuff going on in the background with all the stuff in the foreground, and fit the music nicely. Did you shoot that footage yourself or did you just find a random clip on the net or something?

Anyway, fantastic work. This was a fun flash, highly underrated.

psychojester responds:

Its a clip I made myself FOR the movie.
Im glad some people percepted the style of the video well.

[SSAM #1]

LMFAO

Not to be offensive or anything, but that movie was one of the most emo flashes I've ever seen. Seriously, I was chuckling at it throughout because I kept expecting a joke to be coming. Unfortunately, one never came. Still, thanks for the laugh.

Graphics- The South Park style graphics were the highlight. They didn't fit the emo tone of the flash at all, but they were reasonably well done. I didn't like the lack of effort in the animation though. It was mostly tweens, and when they turned their head, the head would blink from one position to another. That looked horrible.
Style- I like South Park and I think you did a reasonably good job imitating it's graphical style, but I'll use the style category to review the plot. It was downright awful. Here is a basic summary of the flash: "Today is just like every other day, nobody notices me, my life sucks, look at my emo hairstyle, oh look a hot babe, I wish I could fuck her, but that's impossible, my life sucks, now I'm getting beat up for no reason, now I'm gonna die, oh look it's the hot babe, but it's not really a happy ending at all because of a line of text at the end." Seriously, doesn't that sound completely whiny and emo to you? You need to put some more thought into the plot of your next flash. This was totally cliche and boring.
Sound- the Armageddon music was pretty lame. That movie was awful. I think you should've used some Hawthorne Heights music or some other emo shit like that, it would've fit the flash better.
Violence- the part where he got beat up was pretty pathetic. They looked like they were hardly punching him.
Interactivity- a play button.
Humor- I found humor in the flash being so serious. It was funny that there was this happy ending at first, but then it ended with a quote saying that it wasn't actually a happy ending at all. For your next flash project I would suggest adding humor at least putting some more thought into it.

Is the guy in this flash supposed to be you in real life? If so, wow... you go ahead and keep feelin sorry for yourself buddy.
I apologize if this review seemed a little harsh, but emo movies like this really piss me off.

OurGuardian responds:

Wow long review, must respond.
1. emo = bad, why? I think it's kinda original to put emo shit on newgrounds. Since everybody here makes movies about blood, gore and sexual things.
2. No hell no. It's not me.
3. Good review, respect:)