f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stinky Chicken - Sleep]

Wow!

This flash has an amazing look to it. How on earth did you make it 3 megs and still have such amazingly high quality video? Fantastic job in that department.

However, humor an entertainment were both lacking in this flash. Its just some wierd chicken thing rambling on about prostates and not being very funny. Nice job, hope the next one is funnier.

[Thats So Raven Theme Song]

Ha ha ha ha

Ha he hah he ha dksksdaee haha h hah hah ha hahhh h h h h

Jujubeef responds:

porkchop saved doug >:(

[Superheroes 4]

This was really shitty and annoying

I hated this... there was very little humor to be found. The writing at the begining gave way to the awful characters who looked like a four year olds doodles. Seriously that ruined the whole flash. If you had good looking and animated characters doing the stuff in this flash, it would've added a lot to the humor aspect, but as it is, you killed it.

How come Tito "Pointe" (clearly a mexican name) acts so black?

[Action Thriller Inferno]

GAAAhahahahaha! Short but sweet

That was extremely funny.

Optimism is spelled with an "I," but I understand your point. Nice FBF work too. The next one should be longer...

[From the grave]

Boo hoo

I'm not down with the whole gothic thing and depression and all the stuff your going for. I really didn't like the graphics in this flash, especially the part where the arm moves, that was ugly as shit. I also hated the audio.

Really it seems like your a little self absorbed, making a flash based on your own 'awful' life.

[***VALENTINES HENTAI***]

HAHAAA!!!

Yeah that one was good for a laugh.

[Shaolin Boy Episode 4]

Nice job!

This series just keeps getting better! The fight scenes in this one were fantastic, very well done. The part where you panned up the building looked amazing! I'm very glad to see you apply all the suggestions you got in your previous submissions to your new flash. Great job!

[Bathroom Break]

Great quality

I voted 4, only to find that its currently rated 2.84! WTF is that? This should be in the 3.4-3.5 range! I guess NG is just too slow late at night.
Anyways, it was pretty funny. My only complaint is that it didn't have enough movement. It should have been quicker and maybe smoother. But I loved the graphics, music was fine, and concept was pretty funny.

[Psychiatrist]

Hehe pretty good

I didn't understand the ending, I totally thought the psychiatrist would kill his patient, not just collapse... overall though, good job. I like the way you cut between shots quickly and made him seem insane. The graphics were also pretty decent. I didn't like how you jacked the music from Donnie Darko though...

vincenzo-ravina responds:

Thanks.
Yeah... I knew someone wouldn't like that.

[My Job Sucks]

Kind of lame

It was just dancing with no story. Ok you're a person who cleans the windows of computers and TVs and you start dancing for no reason. How is that entertaining?

The only good part was the foul mouthed little girl at the end. Hehehe

sketch0587 responds:

If story is what you seek, then seek elsewhere. If randomosity featuring swearing children, techno-raving squeegee dudes, and the like, watch for my future submissions.