f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Swell Collab 04]

Sheer brilliance

My review daaawg

Menu- beautifully entrancing. Loved the beverly hills cop music that is heard is various sites at ytmnd

Roflmuffin- nice music, nice drawings. I MUST SAY SIR THAT SIEZURE LIGHTS OF ANY KIND GIVE ME A MASSIVE ERECTION.
Breadfruit- Replace George Bush with WadeFulp and you have a goddamned accurate flash right thurr! Your animation for these is always amazing breadfruit. Great job.
FLCLMonkey- lmao how long has it been since you drew that fellow? LOL I remember when you first started it. Good times.
jellyrools- intensely erotic and hypnotic. LOL excellent music, incredible backgrounds, Wade in the foreground... it doesn't get much better. My favorite of all the pieces.
Zekey- swell!

This tops all 3 other Swell Collabs.

So much so that I myself would love to participate in one of these. I think an ultimate Swell Collab is in order! Everyone should create their greatest work for it! OH WHAT A SWELL DAY IT WOULD BE

[eBaums world dot com]

Great message

I will start by saying this flash is very overrated. Over a 4.5 for a simple little music video? Wow man. Too much. There was hardly any animation in it, and the drawings were good just not great.

I do think it deserves a little over 4.0 though. Several reasons. First off, the song was excellent. Extremely catchy and funny. Without the song this flash wouldn't be anything special, but with the song it has the potential for internet stardom. And second, because the message of this flash is something that NEEDS to be conveyed. The word needs to get out.
In fact, I think Tom Fulp should put this flash on the front page, at the very top, RIGHT NOW. That's when this flash will REALLY make a difference. At that time, it would spread to other sites and the word would spread around the internet. Ironically the other sites would probably be stealing this flash in the same way ebaums steals stuff, when they host it on their site. It would be pretty funny if this flash was on albinoblacksheep, since ABS also steals a ton of shit from Newgrounds. But I read in the somethingawful thread on this flash that you don't mind if its hosted on other places besides Newgrounds without permission, so whatever.
Anyways, hopefully once the word spreads, eBaumsworld will be revealed to the internet as the crooks they are, and it will make it so they will actually have to do something to repair their reputation. Perhaps asking permission before posting stuff? Haha damn, what faggots.

And maybe there will even be some legal action against this illegal DOS attack (funny thing is, I think Wade Fulp did it once too, I believe it was to the clock crew, and he never got in trouble for it either... oh well)

I wish you good luck. I believe Newgrounds is allies with SomethingAwful in this fight against eBaums, but we'll have to wait and see.

[Ugs: Second Base]

Average, except the backgrounds

I saw nothing particularly stand out about this flash except the backgrounds. They were very well done, very detailed. The characters were drawn OK, but they were so lifeless and dull. Work on putting some more animation into them, give them some more emotions. Some more FBF. And really work on that lip synching. I thought the voice acting was very dull as well. Yeah, even the storyline was dull and had me yawning.

Yes, I understand that's the POINT of the flash. She has a heart of mud, and thus she is extremely dull. This is what gave the flash its humor. The one part where I smiled was when she said "I'll let you get to second base" and he said "only if you put a bag over your head." Oh, and the part where the guy grabbed her tit when she was a statue :P

Nothing spectacular, but nothing bad either. You clearly have a lot of artistic talent. Put it to work on something that isn't so boring-on-purpose ;)

I give your flash a dull 7/10

[Wade, I'm Coming Home]

Tell me something rtil

How can you be so goddamn talented? <3

I loved this a lot. It wasn't what I was expecting, but is clearly the best submission of the day. If Wade sees it, which he probably will, I hope it sends a good message to him.

Although I don't expect this to make front page... Wade would never let an SS or SS-oriented movie make front page. GOD FORBID.

I digress. Fantastic job and a great addition to Wade Fulp day. The ending made me cry :O

RIP Star Syndicate :')
And happy Wade Day

xtil responds:

Wade saw this and reviewed it. Very strange, that's two now.
Your movie beats mine by a long shot. I didn't want to have to speak into a mic and so I put this together on pretty short notice. It kind of drags out if you notice, lol.
I know a lot of people weren't expecting this, but I figured I'd do a more, oh, "controversial" piece haha. Or whatever you want to call this.
I'm positive Wade saw yours too, I'm sure he was speechless. I wonder if we'll see any more "oh snap" threads in the future. hahaha.

[Victory December]

HA!

This flash was amazing! I loved all of the incredibly random and beautiful sounds. Each flash was a pleasure to behold. You are both very talented artists who are choosing instead to make something that's just funny... and I love it. Great job guys :)

[Dead Stench 1]

Nice job

Great job on this flash Jitan. Or should I call you "JackNicholson?" Hehehe

The graphics in this one focused on the drawings. I like them a lot, they were stylish and cool. And of course the gore parts of the flash were great as well. You spent a lot of time making the blood look cool. One of my problems with the flash though was the animation. I didn't like the way the guys walked. Perhaps doing the legs in FBF would've been better. Or possibly seperating them into two pieces so the characters could have knee joints.
The sound was cool too. Great atmospheric music. The voices were very good, and I must add that ZekeySpaceyLizard does a great black person voice :P
The mood was very creepy, but also funny in a way. I think you kept it gory and amusing at the same time. Funny in a sick way, I guess.

Anyways I like your style. This could use some improvement, but your drawings are good enough that it could make front page. And I'm sure Tom is currently looking for some cool creepy flashes for Halloween. Nice job sir.

[Halloween Hoopla]

Sorry

I can't see any redeeming qualities in this. Everything was very static and the background was clearly a traced bitmap. Foamy himself was... well... nothing new... the same old minimal animation and sketchy drawings that you've used many times before. I saw maybe a total of two or three new drawings that I've never seen before in this flash.
The rant was, as usual, devoid of humor. I honestly CANNOT see where anybody is able to draw even the slightest humor out of this. Can anyone explain to me which part of the flash I should be laughing at? Which part is a joke and which part is just a massive bitch-fest?

And what's with your voice IWP? Going through puberty at the age of 29? Why am I asking, you never respond anyways.

For the next one, draw something new, draw something better and make the rant funnier, ANYTHING but this stuff. It literally made me suffer to watch this. I have zero respect for anyone who even remotely enjoys this.

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

Very funny stuff

I liked the first one and this one was very enjoyable as well.

The graphics in this flash were decent, but nothing amazing. Your drawings are simple and sort of bland, but they do have their own style to them. One thing that was really bad though: the lip syniching. ON the next one try to have more than two mouth positions.
The sound was fantastic, I loved all of the voices. They were very funny and yet still not outrageous. I'd much rather hear your voice sped up than, ohhh, illwillpress's voice sped up :P
But on to what really matters, the content. The humor in this flash is awesome. It seems almost improvised. Some great voice acting talent went into this and I think the voices and the rather random storyline are what give it such a funny quality. Without the excellent humor this flash wouldn't be much, and nowhere near as good as the original. But as it is, it's a fitting sequel.

Keep on makin flash, dude. There aren't many people who dislike your work, and that is certainly a huge compliment on NG today.

ChrisNosal responds:

Yes, the lip synching is bad. For the main characters, I have several mouth positions in a loop. When you have this much talking, it hard to do it syllable by syllable. I just don't have the patience, and I thought it wasn't too noticable.

I took the god's mouth more seriously though, because it was so big and noticable.

Thanks.

[Prelude to Joy II]

Hahah delightfullllll

You guys are absolutely incredible. This flash already has a very high score, but I think it deserves even higher. Don't know what the Daily Award standings are right now but if you guys win one, it will be well deserved.

Seriously, this flash just got better and better. Each piece showed a lot of talent. Although this did seem like a lot of unfinished ideas, they were put together in such a way that it made it very enjoyable and easier for people with a short attention span like myself.
Zekey, you're one of the top animators on NG. Certainly you're the signle most active animator. I can't think of anybody else more active. I also love the randomness of your cartoons. They always give me a smile.
BlueHippo, I also loved your work. It was hard to distinguish whose part was whose, but I think I've got a reasonably good idea of what Zekey's style looks like and the stuff that didn't look like Zekey's work was also very impressive.

Overall this is a marvel of random humor. You guys are amazing. Great job.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Actually, F00d ol' chap, this IS a collection of unfinished ideas.

Thats what Prelude to Joy is all about.

[Attention Grabbing Title]

Hey

Malicious submission here

After the BSOD crashes my computer, I will restart it and mass vote this with all of the proxies that Chrome- posted. Then I will go and post a link to minigirls on that 50+ page thread on the BBS and get deleted by a rampaging Wade as he cries "Now go suck off a horse you piece of maggot shit"
Ahh what an eventful few days it has been.

Glad to see your back submitting j00b.
Foreal it was nice. My favorites were Denvish and GFC's (for some reason). Two Star's was also great, an amazing parody. Gotta love the rainbow gradient paintbrush

j00bie responds:

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