f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hans Dick-JamesEarlJones]

You know

This was one of the first flash submissions I saw on newgrounds. At the time, I did not appreciate it for what it was. Ever since then, my mind keeps wandering back to this flash. Something was mysterios about it. I watched it again to realize it is the most underrated flash ever created. I realized just how funny it was. My only complaint is its too short and you don't actually show James Earl Jones.
That doesn't mean every time I watch a sprint commercial I don't think of this flash...

[SexyThang]

Not sexy, but still... it looks good

I didn't find it the least bit attractive, but it was some very nice 3D work. Fantastic job... I know there's more and better stuff to come, so I'm looking forward to it.

[Critter Killer 3]

w00t

I wonder what would've happened to him if he had landed in the Fanta... probably would've been worse off. Nice job, this was random and funny.

Boojamon responds:

Morral: Fanta is BAD. Now drink up.

[MC Internet Slang]

Could've been better

I don't think you fully captured just how far internet language has gone. Read any sentence written by piconjo or even the other reviewers here and you could've made this flash ten times funnier.

You could've made him yelling to signify having caps lock on and say one one one at the end of his sentences. I think you maybe used a little too much regular speech in the short dialog.

[Red Speech]

Classic

I have an urge to e-mail some of those people myself, but I realize I don't want to stoop to their level. Excellent job... lots of funny hate mail, funny pictures of rednecks, and probably the funniest is their e-mail adresses.... so stupid.

Ugh.... the sad thing is these people are so profoundly, unbelievably fuckbrained, you'll probably get MORE hate mail telling you about how "your mom fucks your retarded sister" responding to this flash. The cycle never ends. Hmmm, maybe you could make another flash on that...

For now, I'll read some of the responses you get in these reviews. I wonder how a right winger who saw that flash would be able to make a comeback? All there material is taken!

[Future Samurai: mini movi]

Ugh

This was so fucking slow.... damn. The beginning titles ALMOST made me give it a zero. They dragged on and on. Finally you got to the flash, and all of a sudden, about 10 seconds of blackness! Then some bullshit dialogue takes place that was extremely boring, and finally some combat. I disliked the DBZ style, but hey it was at least enough to hold my interest. Still, all the combat was cliche and stupid, and since it was the main point of the flash, it's where you lost most of your points. The high point of the flash was your magnificent facial animation, very skillful.

In order to impress me, your next flash should have a more original style. Or at least make it a parody.

[The Steal]

Wow!

Surprising. Th drawings were pretty sketchy I must say, but the job you did with the camera movements and fast pacing was phenomenal. I think if you cleaned up the graphics using perhaps the line tool, made a smoother framerate, added some more colors, and COMPRESSED THE AUDIO, this might be a fantastic, top of the line flash. And out of all of that, the most important is probably the framerate. If this was smoother it would look 100X better. As it is, it is still very nice. Reminds me of a drawn animation. You know, using pencil and tons and tons of paper.

ActiveObjectX responds:

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["Predator" in 10 seconds]

One ugly meow meow fucker

So funny.... dude I can't believe how funny that was. So short, but so sweet, and so funny.

God I can't get over how funny that "ugly meow meow" part was... LMAO great job

[Battle of 800 B.C.]

GURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

The problem with this flash was it was too slow. And no, it wasn't my computer. My computer is very fayst. No, its not because I shoulda turned it to a lower setting, taht makes the flash look wurse. I can tell it was running on 12 fps so don't argue with me about it!

Make your next one 30 or at least 20 fps.

ABob responds:

Oh your one of those morons who don't understand adjusting quality and reading the very important capitilized letters that say.....ADJUST QUALITY FOR FILM FOR BETTER PLAYBACK....too u should of put low quality in the BEGINNING OF THIS FILM.....fps DOES NOT MATTER...if it is intense on the graphics, you'll need a computer like 10 times better than urs to actuall get the whole film quality.by the way my film was not 12 it was 16...thinking you know what ur talking about!