f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[stop wastin' my flavor]

WOW

I always thought you were a great artist McBean, but I never thought you would make something quite as great as this.

At first this flash seemed completely random, but then I noticed a lot of parody in here that the average person watching this might not have noticed. I loved the white background song collab parody. Seemed like it was making fun of stupid collabs like One Love and Stop Crying your Heart Out . I also, of course, loved the parody of Marc M's Hans Dick JamesEarlJones. I FUCKIN LOVE THAT FLASH, MAN! Then I liked that parody of video game humor. Seemed like it might have been a jab at Decline of Video Gaming, maybe? And then, of course, you had a Stella parody in there.

All of this coupled with your obvious talent equals one amazing flash. The graphics were so friggin great... even the credits were a work of art. The sound was awesome, a lot of fine music used. I cracked up at the "I'm gonna eat your breakfast" part. When voices slow down it makes me laugh :(

If ever a flash deserved a ten, it's this one.

[Message In A Bottle]

OH GOD

I made a real life music video the the original version of this song. It was slightly similar to this. Except for the fact that this sucked terribly. The song is what ruined it for me... I mean really, what a TERRIBLE cover of a great song. Fucking metal bands are so gay lately. The original version by The Police was excellent, but this was absolute trash. There wasn't much animation to speak of, and I couldn't bear to suffer through it all the way to the end. The Cast Away references were OK, but GODDAMNIT at least use the original song! Christ this song blew. It was so slow and excruciating, and had no good tunes at all. The original is all fast paced, a very cool song. Go listen to it if you haven't already.

[Zelda: Majora's Mock]

... what?

This is one of the worst flashes I've ever seen on the front page and with such a high score (Foamy Hurricane Special is the only one I can think of that tops it). The graphics here were *gasp* blamworthy, and the concept was wholly unoriginal (wow... never seen a Zelda parody before *yawn*)

Hey, no offense to the author though. It's not like you chose for this to get the score it did, or chose for this to make the front page.

I'm just amazed at the effectiveness of the whole "video game movie" strategy. It will automatically give you front page, I guess.

TX2 responds:

There have better videogame parodies that haven't made front page out there (ever seen Taco quest?)

Also blam worthy graphics would be a white background with linear motion tweening, and no lip syncing.

[The Green Blur]

Not bad

Graphics- the figures themselves could use some work, but your claymation is very smooth and fluid. If you had some better models to work with I think you'd be a great claymator. The backgrounds of the room and stuff was also very well done. You even had some sort of lighting set up. Very nice job.
Sound- It was extremely quiet and wasn't timed well with the flash. Work on that.
Violence- the zombie part was too quick and the ending could've been gorier.
Humor- the plot is extremely cliche and overused. I could see the ending coming from a mile away. I liked the little bone though.

Overall- I'm not a huge claymation fan but you are better than most. Better than Knox, at least

whiskas1 responds:

wow thanks you for the compliment..hmm better then knox? idk about that...maybe...but probaly not

[The Starberry Collection5]

This is incredible... incredible

So much about this flash is amazing

The menu had fucking great music. LMAO at the Japanese parts of the song. As usual, love your menu icons.
The one with Truffle, you, and LogoPresents was extreme. I loved every bit of it. You very accurately portrayed Logo. "I do believe I can beat you at whatever game this is, because you are a star syndicate member" hahaha. I was talking to him on AIM and he thought it was funny too. Then when you showed gost and the seizure backgrounds similar to that one daily2oon, I loved it. Great flash 8 effects as well.
The one with all the reviews, forum posts, and AIM convos was TRULY classic. I loved how you had that one review from Blam_master and the funny response from DanPaladin... lmao good times.
The Foamy one was funny and I watched it for four hours :O

Overall, incredibly good and funny and original. Starberry, you are a fine flash artist.

p.s. If you respond to this review, it will be my 200th response so make it good OH GOD INTERNET STATS

Starberry responds:

internet stats HOORAY

hey f00d there's a fly in your soup i mean in your penis.

that seizure movieclip is not from that dailytoon by the way.

[The Swell Collab 04]

Sheer brilliance

My review daaawg

Menu- beautifully entrancing. Loved the beverly hills cop music that is heard is various sites at ytmnd

Roflmuffin- nice music, nice drawings. I MUST SAY SIR THAT SIEZURE LIGHTS OF ANY KIND GIVE ME A MASSIVE ERECTION.
Breadfruit- Replace George Bush with WadeFulp and you have a goddamned accurate flash right thurr! Your animation for these is always amazing breadfruit. Great job.
FLCLMonkey- lmao how long has it been since you drew that fellow? LOL I remember when you first started it. Good times.
jellyrools- intensely erotic and hypnotic. LOL excellent music, incredible backgrounds, Wade in the foreground... it doesn't get much better. My favorite of all the pieces.
Zekey- swell!

This tops all 3 other Swell Collabs.

So much so that I myself would love to participate in one of these. I think an ultimate Swell Collab is in order! Everyone should create their greatest work for it! OH WHAT A SWELL DAY IT WOULD BE