f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battle of 800 B.C.]

GURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

The problem with this flash was it was too slow. And no, it wasn't my computer. My computer is very fayst. No, its not because I shoulda turned it to a lower setting, taht makes the flash look wurse. I can tell it was running on 12 fps so don't argue with me about it!

Make your next one 30 or at least 20 fps.

ABob responds:

Oh your one of those morons who don't understand adjusting quality and reading the very important capitilized letters that say.....ADJUST QUALITY FOR FILM FOR BETTER PLAYBACK....too u should of put low quality in the BEGINNING OF THIS FILM.....fps DOES NOT MATTER...if it is intense on the graphics, you'll need a computer like 10 times better than urs to actuall get the whole film quality.by the way my film was not 12 it was 16...thinking you know what ur talking about!

[The Chronicles of Lester]

Wha???????????????

Very strange. Uhhhh..... hm.. well it was pretty good... hoo. Yeah that was a little too wierd. Well I liked... no.... hmm. I have no further comment.

Wustfull responds:

nice, ive achieved my ultimate goal.

[WHOALY ZEN! Brocolli]

w00t

This was random and hilarious. LOL.... yummycakes. A few of your jokes missed though, like that stupid yummycakes song and logo. You should've just kept it with the funny narrator and the brocolli and the yummycakes. Hahahaha and the badly drawn hand. This flash was great. Good job.

GaryCXJk responds:

Yeah, well, that's the danger of putting an inside joke in a movie that is meant for the public. For the Yummycakes thing you actually need to go to a certain site (found in the description).

Thanks for your review though. Kind of fitting by the way. food1 and yummycakes... :P

[50FPS Fun]

Geh

Nice idea. Could've made the flahses better though. I'm very interested to see how a really awesome flash would look at 50 fps. The two best were Chrome- and mr.fluffykins. Both utilized the 50 fps the best and showed how smooth and how crazy it could be.

j00bie responds:

indeed. they had the best FBF going thats for sure.

[Hit It]

Lots of suggestions for you

The graphics were so sketchy. I can tell you have artistic talent but you don't want to make too many drawings or do a lot of work, you just want to use one drawing and tween it across the screen or use a repeated movie clip over and over to show people playing instruments.

I have several suggestions for you. This one almost got blammed, your lucky it didn't. I think that the main reason it almost got blammed was because of your pathetic author's comments. Whenever you combine the statements "I'm new at this," "I hope this doesn't get blammed," and "I tried my hardest," it says "BLAM ME!" to 80% of NG users. Work on that next time. Also to get rid of the sketchiness, try doing some FBF stuff and raising the framerate.
One final word: for god's sake, get a good song!

[-Play-]

Ho - lee - shit

Fucking unbelievable. Rotoscoping is tough, but you've got in down. Original and fun idea, well orchestrated. This must have take ages. The timing on everything is so perfect... god.

The is so close to the perfect flash... not conventional, but oh so sweet.

Dustball responds:

Thanks! It did take quite a long time!

[No moustache, no job]

Sick

I liked this flash. There's nothing to say about it other than its well drawn, funny, and good.

[Dust War]

Ahhh, it was alright

You really need a new footstep sound. Get a couple of different footstep sounds too, and don't make them so fucking loud!

Other than that, nice job. Loved the violence.

[Cool Things 040]

Hahaha funny

Looks like you guys had a lot of fun making this. The flashes were very well timed to the music.

Yeah man, you got me. I voted 5.

psychojester responds:

yea twas fun.

[Sally Can Wait]

Wow, Sally's a real bitch

Excellent job, man. The effort is apparent.
Graphics - amazing... god I love those blur effects
Style - amazing... if you're going for the cartoon style, this is how it is DONE.
Sound - not my thing... but it fits the flash.
Violence - he hit himself in the face. Hehehe...
Interactivity - great... the movie controls were effective. That fast forward button is something I must have in my next flash...
Humor - very funny. Sally's a real bitch until the end...

One question, I didn't wuite understand the story fully, any way you could explain it? Is it because I skipped the intro?

Butterflysmasher responds:

the intro was just some titles flashing by, nothing big. heres how I planned the story to be:
Otus is a guy with a dead end job, and he longs for the simplicity and pleasures of clildhood. one way while working he slips into a dream where he plays with a younger him, and he likes it so much, he would actually rather stay dreaming. his girlfriend realizes this and knows what she must do, make him realize life is worth living for the future, not the past. so he comes of age at the end of the movie when he too realizes this.