f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[PTFA Guy: Christmas Short]

Holy Shit

I remember reviewing some of the first Plans to Fuck Alexis flashes.

Hahaha you hated me.

Amazing to see you're still around. This was quite funny. Well, the actual flash was pretty generic, but the Carmen Sandiego song at the end redeemed it. And then the secret where the Grinch's penis grew 3 sizes made me crack up.

Ryan-Smith responds:

Oh I didn't hate you, I just disliked your reviews with a strong vigor! Yeah, his penis grew.

[MDay : Milano Wants You !]

Niiiice

This was on of the best flashes of the day.

Graphics- your FBF was very well done. All of the characters had a lot of effort put into them and were well animated. *Gasp* You also had good lip synching! That's a rarity.
Audio- Very good. Although I think you could have done more with the actual celebrity's voices, or at least some voice actors, instead of Speakonia voices.
Violence- The battle was very well done. Excellent job on it, sir! It was the highlight of the movie.
Humor- Loved the Braveheart and Passion of the Christ references.

Excellent work sir, you are a skilled flash artist

MessiahClock responds:

Thanks F00D!
I appreciate it very much. I wanted real voice actors but this took me longer than expected, so I just decided t use Speakonia, I would'nt have been able to submit it on time. You would make a excelent member of the Milano Crew, if you decided to join! ;)

[MDay : DDS's MToons]

AHAahaahah

That first one makes me crack up so hard. Fucking hilarious.
I also loved the last one, with the can of Fud.
They were all oh so wonderful.

Marvelous work. Tremendous. Superior. Capital. Absolutely splendid! Wonderful. Lovely. Sexual.

Duck-Duck-Sheep responds:

luv at food. Really. thank you, your reviews are always awesome.

[Milano Day - NGC Collab]

Ehh

Well first of all, the organizer of this collab needs some SERIOUS work. Songs kept playing after you were done watching the movies, songs from one piece would trickle into another flash, some of the pieces appeared to have premises that had some effort put into them but for some reason they got muddled and were very hard to understand, flashes were completely off center and hard to see, and the list goes on. Wesdood or whoever made this, yall need some serious help compiling these things.

Anyways, all the errors aside, I very much enjoyed the second piece. I might have enjoyed RANTish's pieces had other songs not overlapped his flashes making them difficult to follow. Not only that but some of them were dreadfully off center.
But anyways, yeah RANTish is a good artist anyways, so I still give him props.

wesdood responds:

Sorry. i couldn't figure out what was happening. on my computer, everything played perfectly. everythign was centered, all the AS worked fine, and it worked good.. somehow it got fucked up while exporting... we're trying to fix it though

[MDay: Zekey fits in]

Hahaha

Hey! Hey Trevor! It's your turn to do the chicken dance!

No way, I'm not doing this silly dance!

Come on!

Uh uh!

Whatsa matter? You Chicken? bakbagababagaba

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I'm glad I found that song.

I do beleive it is the most annoying song ever.

[Foamy: Nazi Samurai!!!]

Hhhahah

I don't know why this was so fucking funny, but it was. The Green Day and gay anime drawing really cracked me up. You might get in trouble for the actual picture of Foamy. Might wanna edit that. But otherwise, I loved this. Funny stuff. Bravo.

GameSlave responds:

Thanks. =D

[All NG Fads Die!!! 4.2!!!]

K

You guys know that you too are a fad now?

I think you are all just jealous.

I mean, you didn't even kill real fads!!

Hehehe OK on to a real review.
I can see why most of the pieces here were relegated to a second edition of AFD. Most of them are.... well, downright terrible. Pure shitty tweens, a complete lack of effort, and some god awful drawings. Very little animating skill is on display in this flash, it looks like a bunch of rookies. Especially compared to the first AFD4. The only really good piece I saw here would have to be numbers' piece. You should give him coauthor or something, those gory effects were beautiful. The hentai piece was OK... I do like to see anything that bashes hentai. But it came out in such a way that it seems like the person who made it actually enjoys that stuff, which is disgusting. At least that's the impression I got from it. And the Ken in Prison sequence... well... I have to say I'm getting tired of the Star Syndicate bashing, Logo. I know it is "fun" and it impresses all your buddies, but come on. Lay off a little. Not all SS members are that bad, right? Anyways, bah whatever. I didn't even factor the SS bashing into my scoring for this review.
This flash just wasn't very good. A lot like AFD3, and a lot less like AFD4.

Make AFD5 way better than this, please.

Talk to ya later on AIM.

MACception responds:

"Lol, I was about to BUST your ass for those first three lines. Well thanks for your review, and thanks for being honest and such. (Not that there was anything stopping you.) Sorry you didn't enjoy this collab very much. And sorry us "second raters" are a piece of shit and shouldn't deserve to live... Not really though. Quite frankly I know we suck but I also know that only time will make us better. And we really do have nothing against SS. Some of you guys are pretty cool. :D Its just that this might be our last time in a while to bash on you guys in a while. Stay frosty, and look forward to something big in AFD5."

-Tripping Metal

Dude...as long as the SS exsists, i'll keep bashing them until they no longer do. That, the BB, drew pickles...all that shit. But, yeah, you are right, a few of you guys are good guys, i don't doubt it. Very fun to talk to, as you are...but about 99% of you guys suck gorilla cocks ;)

-LP

[All NG Fads Die!!! 4!!!]

Hey Logo

*Abusive review, mark this as abusive for free whistle points!*

Because us Star Syndicate members are GOING DOWN! It even said so in the description! Hey, we're the stupidest fucking people in the world, right? ;)

MACception responds:

*Sniff Sniff*

So, all that ass-kissing i did to you, to try and be like...bestest of friends...only got me a 6? :(

Eh, could be worse ;) Thanks dude, and yes, you're all the stupidest fucking people in the world, in my book.

-LP

[Zelda: Majora's Mock]

... what?

This is one of the worst flashes I've ever seen on the front page and with such a high score (Foamy Hurricane Special is the only one I can think of that tops it). The graphics here were *gasp* blamworthy, and the concept was wholly unoriginal (wow... never seen a Zelda parody before *yawn*)

Hey, no offense to the author though. It's not like you chose for this to get the score it did, or chose for this to make the front page.

I'm just amazed at the effectiveness of the whole "video game movie" strategy. It will automatically give you front page, I guess.

TX2 responds:

There have better videogame parodies that haven't made front page out there (ever seen Taco quest?)

Also blam worthy graphics would be a white background with linear motion tweening, and no lip syncing.

[The Epic Battle]

Nice

This turned out quite good. Especially for only one day.

Graphics- as usual, love your drawing style. Nice shading. Also loved the backgrounds and flash 8 effects.
Sound- the charging sound was pretty awesome, and the music at the end was pretty cool.
Violence- BOOOM
Humor- Clock and Locks has been a bit overdone... but I loved the quote at the end :P

OVerall- swell job buddy. Next time I control your computer lemme draw some shit to include in yo flashes
Oh, and your welcome for the audacity help :)

FLCLmonkey responds:

Graphics- Yeah, took a long time to make em all though.
Sound- I'm just thankful I have medieval total war on my computer or I'd be screwed over.
Violence: yeah
Humor: They're neat to draw because you can be very creative with them while not having to put a ton of animation into and still get a great effect.

Thank you for the swell review.