f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Joy Luck Club]

Just so ya know

They already made it into a movie

Dapenchwr2001 responds:

yep i know, the teacher forced me to do this ridicoulous thing

[MegaMan's 9-11 Tribute 3]

Hahahaha

Funny thing is this is the exact same flash as the previous two years... with one exception: the first one, megaman got crushed with an apple. The second one, an orange apple. And now, a meteor.
Either way, funny shit. The music at the end was funny. I'm surprised you've remembered to do this for two years, I would think you would've lost interest in newgrounds by now

SonicDeathBanana responds:

HAHA I LIKE PURPLE THINGS

[Cool Things 082]

A masterpiece

This truly was an excellent piece of work. You should've called it "Coolest Things." OMG HA HA HA I'M FUNNY ok

But really, this was a masterpiece of random art. I loved all of them and they came together quite nicely. I'm very glad to be a part of this swell flash :)

Great collab PJ

psychojester responds:

<4 I loved your part.

[DailyTune09042005]

Hi

j00bie, Chrome-, vozz

How do you do, sirs

Friends-of-Foamy responds:

lmao hi

[Angryface Adventures]

Hahehaheahe

The begining was funny, then as soon as he got to the little kid everything started getting high quality, with blurs and all that. It really dramatized it. Great work on the graphics at those parts in particular. Sure it was corny, but at least you made the end very funny. Ha he punted that kid.

On a different note, I voted for The Morgue in the monthly contest sir! I know many others have too, at least from what I've heard. I hope you win the $250 :)

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I will be sure to spend it all on booze if I win. :)

[Goomba ep. 3 high speed]

ROFLMFAO

HOLY SHIT GOOBA TERRORISTS AND LEMURS

That was truly and uncontrollably and sexually grafitfyingThat was one of the funniest works of random genious I've ever encountered.

LMAO Kobe got pwned by Dairy Queen chocolate dipped cones

FatBadger responds:

most people dont know what lemurs are..so i made this eduactional vid.

[Run DNA]

Beautiful

I very much enjoyed that flash, it just ahd a really cool feeling to it. The song was very stylish and cool. I loved the beat. Also had really random and funny lyrics, unless it's in a different language and you dubbed it animutation style. What is it called?

Anyways, enough about the song. The animation you made seemed to be a collage of google search images expertly meshed together to create an awesome music video. I couldn't help but laugh at the flute player. The scratchy black and white effects were also a very nice touch. I think what gave the flash it's cool feel above everything else was the video clip playing in the background, of what was apparently a close up of a baseball bat zooming out. It was cool to have all that stuff going on in the background with all the stuff in the foreground, and fit the music nicely. Did you shoot that footage yourself or did you just find a random clip on the net or something?

Anyway, fantastic work. This was a fun flash, highly underrated.

psychojester responds:

Its a clip I made myself FOR the movie.
Im glad some people percepted the style of the video well.

[SSAM #1]

LMFAO

Not to be offensive or anything, but that movie was one of the most emo flashes I've ever seen. Seriously, I was chuckling at it throughout because I kept expecting a joke to be coming. Unfortunately, one never came. Still, thanks for the laugh.

Graphics- The South Park style graphics were the highlight. They didn't fit the emo tone of the flash at all, but they were reasonably well done. I didn't like the lack of effort in the animation though. It was mostly tweens, and when they turned their head, the head would blink from one position to another. That looked horrible.
Style- I like South Park and I think you did a reasonably good job imitating it's graphical style, but I'll use the style category to review the plot. It was downright awful. Here is a basic summary of the flash: "Today is just like every other day, nobody notices me, my life sucks, look at my emo hairstyle, oh look a hot babe, I wish I could fuck her, but that's impossible, my life sucks, now I'm getting beat up for no reason, now I'm gonna die, oh look it's the hot babe, but it's not really a happy ending at all because of a line of text at the end." Seriously, doesn't that sound completely whiny and emo to you? You need to put some more thought into the plot of your next flash. This was totally cliche and boring.
Sound- the Armageddon music was pretty lame. That movie was awful. I think you should've used some Hawthorne Heights music or some other emo shit like that, it would've fit the flash better.
Violence- the part where he got beat up was pretty pathetic. They looked like they were hardly punching him.
Interactivity- a play button.
Humor- I found humor in the flash being so serious. It was funny that there was this happy ending at first, but then it ended with a quote saying that it wasn't actually a happy ending at all. For your next flash project I would suggest adding humor at least putting some more thought into it.

Is the guy in this flash supposed to be you in real life? If so, wow... you go ahead and keep feelin sorry for yourself buddy.
I apologize if this review seemed a little harsh, but emo movies like this really piss me off.

OurGuardian responds:

Wow long review, must respond.
1. emo = bad, why? I think it's kinda original to put emo shit on newgrounds. Since everybody here makes movies about blood, gore and sexual things.
2. No hell no. It's not me.
3. Good review, respect:)

[The Morgue]

Incredible

This was downright amazing. Just amazing. It's obvious to me this was an enormous project that you've been working on for a long time, and it came out fantastic.
Graphics were very cool. They had a great unique style to them. All of your FBF work was very well done and the backgrounds were all excellent quality. I was in awe of just how much stuff you crammed into this flash... there's so many different characters and scenes, it must've just been a huge load of work.
Style was amazing. One of the best and most original styles I've ever seen. It had a very abstract feel to it. Totally random and strange... lol that chicken was crazy. It seemed like there were either a ton of inside jokes or you were on drugs when you made it. Either way, I love it. Truly an original masterpiece.
Sound was hilarious. I didn't have a time to click the link to where you got the sounds, but they seemed like they were from a 1960s movie about running a resteraunt or something. I like how you made it into a morgue instead. Then when you go into the orchestral kind of stuff in the end, that was cool as well.
Violence was good. Lots of bloody bodies all over the place and strange things like that.
Interactivity was OK. A decent preloader and a cool menu at the end. Where's the synopsis though? I want to know more about what inspired the flash.
Humor was great. I was LMAO the whole time. It was soo friggin random!

Overall, you're an amazing flash artist and its great to see you in the SS. Hope you get front page, daily first, and all the accolades that this flash deserves.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

The synopsis button is SUPPOSED to not work. ( i think I better put that in the authors comments).

And the thing that inspired this animation was the voices. As soon as I heard these recordings, I wanted to make a cartoon with them. But I wanted them to be completely out of place. And the voices WERE from a fast-food employee training tape. And so I used the farthest thing from food as possible. A morgue.

Thanks for your review, F00D! And I like being in the StarSyndicate. They are quite swell.