f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Christmas Countdown 11th]

OMGZZZ

Kinda stupid because you already put one out today (chirstmas kitties), but this was funnier than that one anyway. I love lowering your voice in a sound recorder...

[Christmas Kitties!]

FUCK

LOL that was some hilarious shit. My ears were bleeding while I was laughing at your cartoon, but it was worth it.

[DailyToon12132004]

HAA

The one with teh star in teh desert was pretty funny. The rest were bad, but whatever. It looks like this will be protected anyway. I don't care.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

hghg

[Talon: Episode III]

Contructive criticism

It's obvious to me you have a lot of artistic skill. The characters all look good and you're also pretty good at using flash. This flash is good quality and well thought out. Keep that in mind when you read the following criticism.

I thought there were many weak points to this flash. For one, the backgrounds were very plain and had no depth at all. Try using gradients next time, Or make the backgrounds in Photoshop or something. The animation ranged from great (the van driving down the street) to bad (when he did that odd flip move and killed everyone in the corridor). I would say one thing you need to work on is camera moves. They were basically non existent. When the character is talking, having the camera pan around them or past them. This could also improve the combat, if there were different shots (such as close-ups, motion blur, panning, etc.). Finally, I can't really say much on the storyline because I don't have the patience to watch the first two, but it seems a little weak. Maybe its just because I can't follow it... well anyways, good job and I hope to see you use some of these suggestions in the next episode.

EclipseNine responds:

I appreciate your compliments as well as your criticizm and I plan to keep it in mind when I make Episode IV. Thanks.

[Holiday Joy]

LMFAO

Ha that flash was hilarious!

The gnomes were like "grah 0in," and that line about Albuquerque was priceless. Good job.

[Reality Lost]

Unbelievable

That trailer really blew me away. The style and animation are top notch. I hope to see the full movie very soon.

[SEXY FOOTAGE]

Hehe

A good laugh. The song for the dancing is really hilarious, and for some reason I was laughing at the main menu music too.

Personally, I don't think this was deserving of Turd of the Week and it did deserve to get through the portal. It is really stupid though so I still think it should have a low score.

[You Cant Hide]

Some constructive criticism

There's something about this flash. I don't know... to me it seems low quality, sketchy. You take every opportunity in this movie to do as little work as possible and still make it look kinda cool. For example, reusing movie clips over and over and over, terrible looking sillouhettes for the first half, awful animation, switching from stick figure to regular, etc. You need to take an art class or a flash class or something, because you at least had a good idea and style in mind. Oh, and you lost major points for the extremely annoying music.

[ILoveEgg-Merry Xmas~]

I have to say

I'm really not into the style of these films. I mean, its all fine and good for Nick Jr. or some channel like that, but not Newgrounds. I would really like to see you put those amazing animation skills to work on something more... hmm... appropriate for this site.

Right when I thought a bit of violence would come in, the egg turns into a birthday cake :(. I thought he would explode and his egg yolk would go everywhere >:).

Good job I guess...

[i hate christmas]

I hate Christmas too

Hey nice job, that was great graphics, good story, well done. But why is it rated mature? You censored everything! It should be rated OK for everyone!