f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

finally

i liked the sexy girl fuckin falcon at the beginning but the rest was shit what is your problem fuck you guys u just a bunch of haters why do u fuckin suck so bad

aaanyways yeh im glad to see this finally came out. there was nothing i hadnt already seen but it was all funny as fuck. favorite parts were cdm's, cambo's, and bug's. also i cant fuckin believe you included psi's part holy shit lmao thats why i had to minus one

i dunno this might be the last flash i submit to NG but probably not its too much fun to fuck with these kids, i love every last clueless dumbshit review

CoolDrMoney responds:

f0dgrounds

[Fat Dick Balls]

terrible

its kind of obvious what you were going for here guys, and thats not a good thing. you were trying to bash videogame flashes by making a parody about them. problem is, half the jokes were horrifically unfunny, and the other half were taken straight from metal gear funnies. you guys have no sense of subtlety, and i think you may even be confusing satire and parody

the problem is not that you guys are dissatisfied with the way this site is going, we all are. i suppose its a well intentioned flash. but adding shit on top of shit won't solve anything. this flash is no better than a parody.

Horsenwelles responds:

ok

i see what your getting at

no arguement

[Demo Reel 2009]

beautiful

fantastic demo reel, if that doesnt get you a job somewhere at a big studio i dont know what will. you animation style is clean and has a nice comic book feel to it. i also loved all the experimental stuff. keep up the great work

Jeinu responds:

thaaaanks !

[A Tweenless Animation]

it may be tweenless but that doesnt make it good

you need to work on your animating skills a lot. as of now, your FBF looks bad, very sketchy. did you use a mouse to draw it? because it looks like you did. might want to invest in a tablet or improve your artistic skills by taking art classes and such.

a few other suggestions. think of something legitimate to animate, don't just go from one thing to the next with no logical structure or narrative whatsoever. i know you're only 15 and mindless violence naturally appeals to you but it does not exactly make for a good or innovative animation. but good effort and intentions, i guess

liked the news post about underrated animations, btw

Fawx responds:

i use a tablet. but i really should take some art classes.

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10]

uncharted territory

i always look forward to new rats on cocaine episodes just to see how each new episode could possibly get any more subversive than the last. in a way, this is the last truly creative series on NG because it constantly pushes the envelope of good taste and takes animation to horrific and wonderful places it has never been before. this is the sort of stuff that is SO fucked up, it will NEVER be mainstream no matter how low our standards go. it is quintessentially cult. to me, this series is the precise reason a site like newgrounds exists.

this episode was no exception, not my favorite in the series but not the least bit disappointing. im fairly sure that sexual humor this deviant has never been attempted in a movie. i mean shit, you really covered it all... scat fetishes, necrophilia, the works. the part where he fisted alice so hard her tampon popped out of her mouth was great, so twisted and hilarious. i had an idea to make an animation similar to that, but you pulled it off in a way more disgusting way than i could have ever hoped to achieve. also, the doo-wop pussy wounds were also classic. i couldn't stop laughing at the lyrics.

again i say, keep up the great work, dean. keep animating whatever abhorrent thought pops into that deranged and brilliant mind of yours.

im sure the countless reviews saying "OMG ew i didn't read the rating yucky! :(" make it all worth it

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

thank you very much. yes, i'm hopelessly un-mainstream. i'll never make the big bucks and get a show on fox. not that i'd want them as my boss. i'm what happens in animation if there's no one there to hold you back. not a profitable choice, but certainly more fun.

[Ghost Out Part 3]

goodie

loved the first two ghost outs, they were probably the main inspiration for dailytoon 400. this one didnt disappoint. the art wasnt always amazing but for the most part it was great. what struck me as best about the flash was the direction, with the nice camera angles, music, and voice acting it really did feel like a neo noir hollywood film. overall i'd say nice addition to the ghost out series and can't wait for part 4

RedMongoose responds:

Thats pretty awesome, I'm honored I had no idea. Yea I'm going to get part 4 out pretty soon, I didn't want to end this one on another cliffhanger but I'm tryin to keep them all about 5 minutes long and the file was starting to slow my comp down. I'll try to make part 4 the best yet

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 9]

lmfao

there have been more fucked up episodes of rats on cocaine, but none that were this well animated. quite possibly the best graphics of any flash in the series. as usual, insanely creative shock humor, great voice acting, and beautiful writing (god damn i love gerbils on opium).

i applaud you for taking such an original and unique approach to violence. you are basically trying to make it so you cannot be topped in terms of sheer shock value, and honestly, its working... i have yet to see anything more fucked up than this. that, my friends, is true creativity. probably deserves an 18+ rating but whatever. keep it up dean, i always look forward to these.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

ahh, nicely put. thank you.

[pigeon]

very enjoyable

this had a very eerie and strange vibe to it. i tend to love flashes like that, anything that is so strange it arouses indescribable feelings. obviously not a lot of work put into this but also obvious that you have the potential to make some amazing stuff. do more experimental stuff, its excellent. nice work

PancakeBreakfast responds:

nice. i think you speak the truth! thanks for the comment

[Starday08: Super F0d]

lmfaooo

this is the best flash thats been submitted today fuck dt400!

the funniest part was how extremely accurate it was, from me being a faggot and posting on the forums to the 4 hours left before it was due. only inaccuracy was i got an A- so FUCK YOU

CoolDrMoney responds:

Oh A- that's a very good job
Maybe you should all let us have a read sometime or something

[Fishy Fished]

astro!

hey buddy where ya been? good to see you're back making flash movies.

you did a nice job with this one. short, simple yet effective, nice smooth graphics. overall fine work. you've got a lot of talent.

its a shame dailytoons are over, you were one of the best artists who ever contributed to them. the SS is still around just not making flash. none of us fuck with this site anymore either. you should sign up again!

Astropuff responds:

Every time I sign up for the Star Syndicate I always end up getting deleted. After the last time I just got too lazy to sign up. I wonder if you still make people draw p3nises to join still. I already drew one last time, I don't want to do that again.