f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 11]

I lvoed ti 1ws1211111

HAqaghgah8uwdu9-w3fq93fio24cnm it was GREAT~!!1131313112311w121212121111 It was better than "plans to fuck 5" but not as good as "plans to fuck 10" OMGWTFBBQ

Ryan-Smith responds:

i doubt we will ever make one as good as number ten

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 10]

Better, but still not great

The one thing you can do to REALLY improve this series (if your going to continue it) is INCREASE THE FRAMERATE. Make it about 30fps. Also, use more tweens.
I still didn't find this one to be funny, but the graphics were improved enough to warrant a better rating than all the other ones, which IMO were 0s.

Ryan-Smith responds:

oh its you....I wont even give you a response thats real.

[Schiavo's Secret]

Very funny

I got a good laugh out of this flash. Unfortunately I think you'll be visciously flamed for making it by everyone who takes things too seriously, but don't let it discourage you. The graphics were very nice and the concept was hilarious. Definitely the best Shiavo flash so far on NG.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 9]

Please

These are getting very tiresome and stupid. If you are going to insist on continuing to make them, AT LEAST improve the graphics by increasing the framerate and cleaning up the art. I would be so pleasantly surprised to see one of these stupid flashes actually have really good graphics.

Ryan-Smith responds:

ok at least you gave me suggestions, but I still hate you.

[Healing Vision]

This flash is fantastic

Very nice, that song was very quick and very cool. One think I might suggest is changing the load screen, it was EXTREMELY ugly. The actual flash though, amazing. The graphics for the guy were excellent, and everything turned out very nice. The song was just cool to listen to, that made the whole flash great for my. Nice job, man.

[Riddick - A Short]

Too bad

I thought this was going to be good, but the graphics were unbelievably awful. It completely ruined the flash for me. Work on those next time.

Cilmeron responds:

:P Show me that you can draw it better and I do as you wish ;)

[Elemental Force Wave]

Excellent, now apply it

Well first things first, lose the hand drawn background, they're really adding un-needed MB to your otherwise small flash. Secondly, I must compliment you on you excellent FBF animation, it is very stylistic and very well done. Third, I have to say, while I hope this flash gets protected, it is completely pointless. What I would like to see you do is come up with a good creative story, make a bunch of animations like this one, and THEN submit something to the portal. It would get above 4.0, guaranteed.

[Deep Creatures]

Interesting, kinda spooky

Your graphics were nothing special. What you've got a knack for is presentation. You had a great opening sequence, great music throughout, inventive visuals, and nice sound effects. I didn't understand the story one bit, but thats OK. It was very entertaining.

[Creep?!]

I can see effort

But I didn't enjoy this flash very much. The song was bad, the animation was painfully sketchy at times, the character design was lame, and it was all emo and "oh I'm super duper sad and there's shooting stars so i'll jump off a cliff in horribly animated glory."

But I gave you points for pretty apparent effort. Put some more thought into a story next time and choose a less stupid song.

[American Idle]

LOL great idea!

Definitely reflective of the attitudes of viewers at newgrounds. Either you love Numa Numa or you hate it. Spot on parodies of both the Numa Numa dance and American idol, great job dustball!