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[Claustrophobia]

What are you smoking?

I can't understand why people hate the clock crew and lock legion soo much. They no longer flood the portal with worthless shit, they simply make occasional collabs that are always very well done. So why is it that people are still so vehemently against clocks and locks? If they make good flashes and they have many willing participants, they're good for NG.

Go to the clock collention page to see the good flashes I'm talking about.

Haleth responds:

This was made when the Locks and lcocks flooded the portal with "sheet" if you will, and honestly, i dont really think their animations are that impressive... i mean mothing tweening an image and typing in stuff to say... cmon, i do that on a scale times 10 thousand.... except this animation is worse than the lock and clocks sooooo i can't really talk huh.... luv yah hun!

[A Day in the Life of Wade]

Not too shabby

It is quite true. There should have been LegendaryFrog and illwillpress fanboys too, and you should've showed him pressing the numa slave button and ??? buttons more up close. The whole star thing I guess was an ode to the star syndicate. Wasn't too bad, but could've been funnier.

Television responds:

I was planning to make it longer but I got lazy

[Day in the Life of Sammy]

Heaven must be missin' angels

Oh man what an ending. Such an extreme change. The timing and music at the beginning was all very well done. The lip synching was right on. Some very good ideas went into tis flash. I also must say the framerate was so smooth and nice to look at. Then all of a sudden, Snoop Dogg comes in! WTF! Very violent, funny, and pointless ending. Good job with that.

You are definitely the coolest 14 year old on NG, and for this flash the "the new year's party" you are now on my favorite authors list.

dookiemoole responds:

thanks friend *grins silently*

[Trix Rabbit Justice Ad]

WTF happened?? >:(

Where was the joke? I was waiting for it the whole time: what is the point of this animation. I was sorely disappointed at the end.

What happened to the Trix rabbit? What did he do? What are they going to do to him? What were you implying? Damnit, you completely ruined what would've been an otherwise good flash with complete lack of a joke or a point.

Good day

rtil responds:

hmm, you seem to be very discontent about this short video. it was more like a commercial as said in the description. perhaps i made a wrong title. i'm sorry it was so short.

this is really going to be a 2 part series, do you think it would be better as one clumped up video?

[Nutsy & Klutsy: Ep. 1]

Sickening but funny

This is so fucking sick man! It is pretty funny, still it started making me sick to my stomach LOL!

I have to say the whole Ren and Stimpy style was done so well it seemed like the creator of Ren and Stimpy himself may have made this. It also had tons of great jokes and made me laugh numerous times ("my god thats disgusting"). Anyways, great job, but gross. This should make the front page.

chubbybunny responds:

your review is proof that i completed my mission

[Dead_Silent]

Absolutely fantastic!

That was fuckin unique! I've never seen a stick fight like that one. By far the most impressive aspect of the flash to me was the music and the flawless timing of the movements of the characters to the songs. The beginning stealth stuff was so friggin' well done, and the fights at the end did not disappoint. I just can't get over how you made a simply concept and simple graphics looks so fucking cool and unique. Amazing job.

Haxxy responds:

You're really good at reviewing. =D my favorite review so far. I'm going to make more movies of that same style. Maybe not having stealth at the beginning, but I'll add something else that's unique.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 12]

Doug

I thought you might be a fan of doug when you used the plunger plunger thing in the last flash. The part with doug hangin himself was very funny too. But you used the bad version of bagin on a trashcan with stupid beebee in it.

Ryan-Smith responds:

THINK BIG! THINK BIG! YOU'VE GOT TO THINK BIG

[Randomation]

That sucks that you lost the fla

But what you had was very decent. The timing to the song in this was superb. Still, it was a big disappointment for it to end so soon. What you could've done was import the swf back into flash and add the new stuff at the end, then export it again. Anyways, good job with what you've got guys.

Acid-Rain responds:

lmao i seriously didn't know you could do that... How od you do that?? aim: wtfsnoe msn: [e-mail]

[Cool Penguin TV # 02]

Deserving

This was so funny and made me laugh so hard, I totally agree with it being the review crew pick :D

cool-penguin-0 responds:

Thanks chum!
<3

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 11]

I lvoed ti 1ws1211111

HAqaghgah8uwdu9-w3fq93fio24cnm it was GREAT~!!1131313112311w121212121111 It was better than "plans to fuck 5" but not as good as "plans to fuck 10" OMGWTFBBQ

Ryan-Smith responds:

i doubt we will ever make one as good as number ten