f0d's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Avant-Garde]

mesmerizing

its obvious that a site like newgrounds wouldn't appreciate a flash like this or your other one. people here will claim your flash isn't good because it doesnt have a coherent storyline, but thats the point of experimental filmmaking: to break free from the constraints of a narrative and create something purely visual or music-based. and besides, all that the faggots on this site seem to enjoy are storylines that involve mario, bowser or halo.

anyways i loved this personally, its hypnotic and trippy as fuck. the character design is really creative. your work reminds me a lot of other experimental NG artists like newshape, notorious, WPS, zekeyspaceylizard, and others.
i almost want to start a sort of newgrounds avant-garde movement, where all these utterly underappreciated but clearly very talented experimental artists can get some sort of recognition for making the only truly original material on this website.

i look forward to more from you in the future

[A Birthday to Remember 2]

lmfao

little does chompinator know, she's actually legal ;)

ThreeStar responds:

unf unf but you aint gettin none a dis!

[[WW] A Kiwi Test(notspam)]

word of advice

if all you know is third grade english and what you've learned from the internet, you should not be coming to this website. go to some .dk website, dane. fuckin butter cookie. you and paddy and the rest of scandinavia need to get the fuck off of newgrounds. this site is for native english speakers only, not damn vikings.

by the way the flash sucked tremendously. here's some helpful shit: draw more than one kiwi instead of copying the same symbol over and over. don't trace the kiwi, copy it from a reference image or design it on your own. have them animated in some way shape or form, instead of tweening them across the screen. make it longer than 5 seconds. and most importantly, disband your terrible crew. thats the most helpful piece of advice i could possibly offer.

all of these big english words must be terribly confusing for a danish born speaker so ill stop talking and hopefully you'll stop submitting

WordWorld responds:

You think you are cool?

U don't own me...silly pig...

Everything By Eveyone"

means that all people are allowed to make a movie and it dosen't matter what land they are from.
we can spam the portal if we want to and we can sort of make everything.

all the other people in my crew are english or whatever...
i draw the kiwi myself you asswipe...

you can't make a better crew so go home and suck your own cock you little twat.

And i hope you burn in hell for being so stupid....NG is for everyone not only english people...
so you lose....

[Wonchop Demo Reel 07]

demo reel

a demo reel? for what? applying to a job at an animation studio or something? if so, you'll have to do better than locks and videogame characters. you need to show some actual character animations that aren't tweens.

i thought the music matched your personality (lmfao) and this was way better than your other stuff where you try to be funny and fail miserably. so i gave u a 5!

[D4ilytoon # 330]

ahahaha

"nig biz" lmao i love frank zappa so much

thank you adam that was a wonderful birthday gift,, great animation from you as usual. i cried when i saw voz

[D4ilytoon # 327]

yehhh

psi43's had great music and stagbeetle's was hilarious. that was also the best f0d character i've ever seen plz send it to me stag :-*

TheStarSyndicate responds:

faggot

[Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 8]

fantastic

great work as usual, dean. its always refreshing to see more adult humor on this website. have you ever considered entering rats on cocaine in spike and mike's sick and twisted animation festival?

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

thank you very much. yes, i have considered spike and mike or other festivals. hopefully, i'll get around to it soon. but who knows what they'd think of me.

[D4ilytoon # 315]

seriously

talk about the perfect time for a barry bonds dailytoon, he just got the record

[the aa collab 5]

ahyahahaha

ehehhehe

[Super Mario bros Z ep 6 (old series)]

better but still not great

i enjoyed this episode a lot more than the other ones, which bored me to tears, but i still think this series is nothing more than unoriginal videogame and anime references. the fight scene was flashy and you showed you have pretty good skills in flash, and i can definitely see why the flash is so popular. i just wish you'd put your talents to better use on a flash series using your own drawings and storyline, which i'm sure you're very capable of doing. i know its tempting to take to easy way out and gain popularity by leeching off the popularity of others, but try being a little more creative and making something thats worthwhile outside of newgrounds... kinda like the super flash bros did with their "another day" series. i'm sure you'll find that coming up with a concept thats all your own is a very rewarding experience.

and i know you aren't used to criticism but don't just dismiss this. it isnt criticism from a bunch of losers. the people who most dislike this series are fellow flash artists, those who actually draw their own artwork and create their own animation. what your flashes (and sprite flashes in general) have done is simultaneously lower newground's artistic standards and change NG users' expectations. now, there is a whole generation of new users who ONLY visit this site with the expectation of seeing videogame characters or something familiar, and everything else pretty much gets a zero. thats probably our main problem with this series.