Score: 9

"mmm"

submission: AnusboyII

date: September 6, 2009

well i know you fuckin hate me wally but i still love your shit. i especially loved the photographic backgrounds in this

Score: 10

"intrigued"

submission: Sofuz Part 1

date: August 27, 2009

loved the animation. lots of careful detail and hard work put into the characters and backgrounds. nice use of fbf, everything had such a swirly disorienting feel it was pretty unique, great way to utilize your style.

the story was cool too very ominous but just mysterious enough to keep you guessing whether the sofuz guy is a crazy molester dude giving laced drinks to the kiddies or just a regular old soda delivery man. so in that regard nice segue into part 2, good cliff hanger.

Score: 9

"finally"

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]

date: May 8, 2009

i liked the sexy girl fuckin falcon at the beginning but the rest was shit what is your problem fuck you guys u just a bunch of haters why do u fuckin suck so bad

aaanyways yeh im glad to see this finally came out. there was nothing i hadnt already seen but it was all funny as fuck. favorite parts were cdm's, cambo's, and bug's. also i cant fuckin believe you included psi's part holy shit lmao thats why i had to minus one

i dunno this might be the last flash i submit to NG but probably not its too much fun to fuck with these kids, i love every last clueless dumbshit review

Score: 10

"bohomilism"

submission: Waldo's Bogo Exodus

date: March 1, 2009

Bogomilism (Macedonian: %u0411%u043E%u0433%u043E%u043C%u0438%
u043B%u0441%u0442%u0432%u043E)(Bulgar ian: %u0411%u043E%u0433%u043E%u043C%u0438%
u043B%u0441%u0442%u0432%u043E) is the Gnostic dualistic sect, the synthesis of Armenian Paulicianism and the Bulgarian Slavonic Church reform movement, which emerged in Bulgaria between 927 and 970 and spread into Byzantine Empire, Kievan Rus', Serbia, Bosnia, Italy and France.

intresting

loved the integration of stop motion photos and artwork

nice job

Score: 3

"eugh"

submission: Newgrounds in a Nutshell!

date: February 18, 2009

first off let me just say this, by far the biggest negative of your whole flash was your sound design. it was beyond abysmal. do us all a favor. take all of the sounds out of the flash, compile them in audacity, and fucking BRING DOWN THE VOLUME. jesus fuck my eardrums. you would have gone from a 3/10 to a 6/10 for this step alone.

second, your disclaimer defeats your flashes purpose. never make excuses for what you do, just do it. otherwise, you look like a pussy. instead of saying "hey dont worry guys its all just a joke im not being serious i actually like what im making fun of," say "i made this because it reflects my honest opinions. if you dont like it, suck my dick." trust me, the second way will get you MUCH funnier reviews.

third, this exact flash has been done so so many times. NG satire is extremely common. all ng fads die? flash comedy extravaganza? how 2 succeed on newgrounds? metal gear funnies? all pretty much the exact same thing as this. you even used a few of the exact same jokes, whether you meant to or not.

so good intentions, but if you're doing a satire, make it meaningful, make it biting and sarcastic, and most of all make it original... dont touch on points that have been rehashed a thousand times. otherwise, your words will fall on deaf ears. how many 10/10 reviews do you think are being written by actual fans of the cartoons you're criticizing? a lot. that means your message isnt coming through.

Score: 2

"terrible"

submission: Fat

date: January 22, 2009

its kind of obvious what you were going for here guys, and thats not a good thing. you were trying to bash videogame flashes by making a parody about them. problem is, half the jokes were horrifically unfunny, and the other half were taken straight from metal gear funnies. you guys have no sense of subtlety, and i think you may even be confusing satire and parody

the problem is not that you guys are dissatisfied with the way this site is going, we all are. i suppose its a well intentioned flash. but adding shit on top of shit won't solve anything. this flash is no better than a parody.

Score: 10

"beautiful"

submission: Demo Reel 2009

date: January 21, 2009

fantastic demo reel, if that doesnt get you a job somewhere at a big studio i dont know what will. you animation style is clean and has a nice comic book feel to it. i also loved all the experimental stuff. keep up the great work

Score: 5

"it may be tweenless but that doesnt make it good"

submission: A Tweenless Animation

date: December 16, 2008

you need to work on your animating skills a lot. as of now, your FBF looks bad, very sketchy. did you use a mouse to draw it? because it looks like you did. might want to invest in a tablet or improve your artistic skills by taking art classes and such.

a few other suggestions. think of something legitimate to animate, don't just go from one thing to the next with no logical structure or narrative whatsoever. i know you're only 15 and mindless violence naturally appeals to you but it does not exactly make for a good or innovative animation. but good effort and intentions, i guess

liked the news post about underrated animations, btw

Score: 9

"uncharted territory"

submission: Rats On Cocaine - Ep #10

date: October 23, 2008

i always look forward to new rats on cocaine episodes just to see how each new episode could possibly get any more subversive than the last. in a way, this is the last truly creative series on NG because it constantly pushes the envelope of good taste and takes animation to horrific and wonderful places it has never been before. this is the sort of stuff that is SO fucked up, it will NEVER be mainstream no matter how low our standards go. it is quintessentially cult. to me, this series is the precise reason a site like newgrounds exists.

this episode was no exception, not my favorite in the series but not the least bit disappointing. im fairly sure that sexual humor this deviant has never been attempted in a movie. i mean shit, you really covered it all... scat fetishes, necrophilia, the works. the part where he fisted alice so hard her tampon popped out of her mouth was great, so twisted and hilarious. i had an idea to make an animation similar to that, but you pulled it off in a way more disgusting way than i could have ever hoped to achieve. also, the doo-wop pussy wounds were also classic. i couldn't stop laughing at the lyrics.

again i say, keep up the great work, dean. keep animating whatever abhorrent thought pops into that deranged and brilliant mind of yours.

im sure the countless reviews saying "OMG ew i didn't read the rating yucky! :(" make it all worth it

Score: 10

"goodie"

submission: Ghost Out Part 3

date: August 18, 2008

loved the first two ghost outs, they were probably the main inspiration for dailytoon 400. this one didnt disappoint. the art wasnt always amazing but for the most part it was great. what struck me as best about the flash was the direction, with the nice camera angles, music, and voice acting it really did feel like a neo noir hollywood film. overall i'd say nice addition to the ghost out series and can't wait for part 4