Score: 9

"ahahhahaa"

submission: FiGhT RaCiSm

date: November 22, 2006

that was great. excellent job on the voices, i especially loved it when it slowed down and the chicken was flying at the white guy's face in slow motion. nice job.

Score: 7

"goddamnit"

submission: The Detective Lobster 1

date: November 22, 2006

I clicked on this expecting to find an actual parody of the movie "The Departed," only with immigration officers. You could have done so much more with a plot like that, and the title would have been far more fitting.

Nice attempt, anyways. Some jokes were funny, and the voice acting was well done. The problem is there's too much "HEY LOOK THIS IS RANDOM SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS ITS FUNNY" kind of humor in there. There is absolutely no point to making the cop a lobster, and just because its absurd doesn't mean its humorous. You could have done far better with some real satire of Scorsese in here.

Score: 10

"yeaahh"

submission: THE BEST FLASH MOVIE EVA

date: November 3, 2006

this "treasure hunt" thing that tom thought up is such a great idea. ive had this flash in my favorites for months, and now its on the front page. truly fantastic. the flash itself goes beyond normal bounds of outrageousness. i just love it when artists animate the absolute most fucked up thoughts that come into their heads. you can't beat this level of creativity.

if you don't find this funny, LEAVE NEWGROUNDS. this site was made on the principles of being more outrageous and fucked up then anywhere else. thats how it got popular. if you are so easily offended by a harmless cartoon and you'd rather have your unoriginal, uncreative, and uninspired videogame related humor instead, go to deviantart or some shit you pussies.

Score: 10

"lmfao"

submission: Weisman W0p Feet Collab

date: November 2, 2006

this shyt is bumpin

Score: 2

"Sorry, didn't like it"

submission: Blockhead: Episode 8

date: October 31, 2006

Graphics: better then usual. From the other flashes I've seen in this series, it seems like your style usually involves more static drawings with only the mouths moving or something along those lines. This time you included a lot more FBF animation and detail, so I'll give you credit there. At first the houses looked like they were taken from Google image search and you used a photoshop filter to make them fancy, but then you actually started drawing the houses as the flash went along. So the graphics were a step up.

Style: I can't help but feel this series has just a little too much adult swim influence. The content itself is sort of original, but the blatant ripoffs of adult swim characters turned me off. That one guy sounds and looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force... he also serves no purpose to the plot other then to tell Blockhead what an idiot he is. Also, is he in Blockhead's mind? Or is he just imaginary? Or is he God? Why the hell does he show up everywhere? Sorry, I haven't watched much of the series before this. IMO, you could get rid of that character entirely and have a much better series using only segments like the first scene in this flash.

Sound: The voice acting was somewhat annoying, and it really ended up getting on my nerves and ruining jokes that might otherwise be funny. I also found the singing to be so annoying I could barely keep myself from closing the flash. I would suggest toning down the performances a little bit, they just seem too over the top and goofy.

Humor: I dunno, it kind of seemed like you were trying too hard. Maybe its just me, but the humor seemed a little forced. Making something random happen just for the sake of something random happening doesn't cut it for me. I'm sure a lot of other people find it hilarious when Blockhead uses his tongue to grab on to shit, but I don't quite get what's so appealing about that sort of thing. It also goes back to the adult swim influences, and it seems to me you're trying pretty hard to match that style of randomness. Of course, I hate a lot of adult swim shows that try to do the same thing you're doing here too. Whatever.

Overall: Just not my cup of tea. For me, the good graphics weren't enough to compensate for the annoying voices, unoriginal style, and forced humor. Good luck in the Halloween contest though.

Score: 10

"Sweet mother of Christ"

submission: Dailytoon #300

date: October 30, 2006

This is the most flawless creation I have ever witnessed. It is like a fine, sweet nectar. Sheer radiance is the word I would say best describes this masterpiece. The stunning and magnificent visual splendor is matched only by the vibrant and lively orchestral soundtrack. I think beauty this deep and meaningful doesn't deserve to be on the lowly, garbage-ridden internet... in fact, it shouldn't even exist altogether. It's just that good. A flash this phenomenal belongs in one place and one place only: heaven.
The Star Syndicate's triumph over the adversity of the oppressive, corrupt Newgrounds system is finally complete! We have proven who the true supreme artists are on this site. Our power is unmatched, our will unshakable. No matter how many of us the so-called "authority" casts aside, no matter how many hard earned, honestly achieved accounts are deleted by a certain belligerent dictator who rules this site according to a flawed set of fascist rules and restrictions, we will always rise from the ashes. THE STAR SYNDICATE REIGNS SUPREME OVER TYRANNY. ALLAH AKBAR.

suck a cheetah's dick

suck a cheetah's dick

suck a cheetah's dick

suck a cheetah's dick

suck a llama's shitty asshole

Score: 10

"woo"

submission: Dailytoon #281

date: October 12, 2006

another greattt toon

the elastic f00d is fuckinn excellent!

and dinky dau's was reaally good too. his style in that toon reminds me of zeke. very nice. jellyrool's and hlg's both made me laugh too

Score: 10

"who"

submission: Dailytoon #280

date: October 12, 2006

who is this imposter claiming to be me? reveAL YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY.

i know its u rexco give up ur farse and come clean you filthy fuck

Score: 10

"brilliant"

submission: Rats on Cocaine - Ep # 5

date: September 19, 2006

excellent flash. the humor and presentation were on a different level then most flashes on NG, almost on a professional level. of course, it was much more obscene then anything a professional would be allowed to make, which makes it all the more great. the wierdest part is, from what i can see, this series is severely underappreciated by newgrounds. perhaps the humor is too mature for them? maybe they dont get all of the drug references and such (btw, loved the part about crack babies hahah)? or maybe they just cant handle all of the outrageous stuff you threw in. in any case, its about time one of these got front paged, or something above a 3.8 score. it really pisses me off to see fantastic flashes like this get ignored while horrid flashes with no actual work put into them are making the top 50 *cough*phoenixwrong*cough*

anyways, keep doin what you're doin dean. this series is just too good for newgrounds to ignore for very long.

-f00d

Score: 9

"No-one has reviewed this movie yet."

submission: Ozcar's Day Out

date: September 16, 2006

Would you like to be the first?