Score: 10

"nic"

submission: Nineteen Hippos

date: April 10, 2007

this was very nice. although all the parts were very well done, i think karl's part was tha best. i hadnt seen you submit anything in a long time and you've realllly improved since your last work. your skills are almost on par with zekey's now. sinister and stag made great shyt as usual. good luck on future work and happy birthday bud!

Score: 10

"dam"

submission: The Swell Collab 10

date: March 5, 2007

this flash is looong overdue ahahah

nice work all around, everyone had some impressive work here. zekey's and rtil's were nice as usual, hadn't seen much of limitededition's stuff but then again he's probably not even around anymore judging by the amount of time it took to organize this lmao.

anyways i look forward to getting these going again, maybe making a few myself.

Score: 9

"very fun"

submission: Armor Games Avalanche

date: February 10, 2007

nice game, very deep. it has a ton of features and game modes, way more then most games on NG. i was astonished at the amount of effort you put into the character creator alone... i had a blast making a realistic osama bin laden as my avitar ahahaha.

i fooled around with the classic mode before playing the season mode, which was also fun but got insanely frustrating... until i found out you could buy upgrades. after a lot of practice and a level 5 upgrade i beat the season mode and went back to the classic mode so i could get all of the high scores... i ended up getting the top four scores until i got bored. 3965 pounds was my biggest snowball. still working on beating that world record. with a few more upgrades that shouldn't be an issue.

anyways, great and addictive game. good luck in the armorgames contest if this is your entry. if it is, i think you'll be a few thousand bucks richer come May 15th. if this isnt a contest entry, im sure you'll still be getting 250 bucks at the end of this month. a game this deep, advanced, and addicting just cant be overlooked

Score: 10

"SPOT ON"

submission: Sprite Diapers

date: February 9, 2007

no really... i dont think i've ever seen a more accurate critique of video game or sprite flashes on newgrounds. you blew mine out of the water.

i guess it takes a former sprite artist to really nail a sprite parody. i guess i should've expected that from someone who helped with skittles n shitz, another phenomenal parody.

great work, this should be front paged ASAP

Score: 9

"most original flash in the past few months"

submission: Dumbbell

date: February 9, 2007

pretty well done. i mean i wouldn't call it a masterpiece or anything like that, mostly due to its length. but it does make you think a little, and thats something very new and different for this site.

the underlying message is fairly straightforward and easy to understand. humans don't learn from their mistakes, they just repeat them endlessly for all of eternity. my guess is the idea for the flash came from staring at that infinity symbol for awhile and realizing the possibility for a looping animation cycle revolving around that design. in any case, the result was refreshingly original.

although i can't really see why people are calling this "deep." it may be a clever and well thought out concept, but it sure as hell isn't deep. i guess newgrounders are just too used to meaningless, mindless flashes... so much so that once a flash with real meaning behind it comes along and they're smart enough to figure it out, even if that meaning is very simple, they'll immediately declare it "deep." i think if it were actually deep, it would provoke some kind of deeper thought and debate rather then just conveying a straightforward message.

thats beside the point though and im probably sounding like an ass... the flash was still good. i'd like to see flashes move more in this direction from now on. every flash should have some sort of underlying message or meaning, and not just mindless madness-style violence or shitty videogame knockoffs. great job and keep it up, tmst

Score: 9

"i dont care what you think"

submission: Sliver

date: January 19, 2007

i still say this was a great flash.

worth the 2 years of effort? nah, but great all the same.

i definitely know what its like to get started on a project too ambitious to finish in a reasonable timeline. i've started and given up on too many of those types of things before. obviously, you have too. otherwise we wouldn't have any of the "prelude to joy" flashes.

so i can definitely understand why you think this flash isn't your best work. a lot of times what seemed like a great idea to begin with will lose its luster over time, and eventually you'll look back and go "wow, why did I ever think that was a good idea in the first place?" this probably stems from a combination of you gaining tremendous flash experience over those 2 years and your style evolving in new, more innovative ways. i mean, looking at this and meat grinder side by side, you can hardly tell they're done by the same author. thats really rare for an artist with as distinct a style as yours.

i think that because of the knowledge you gained since you started this, your disappointment in this flash is exaggerated and blinds you from what is actually redeeming here. the well done parts still shine through, even by today's steeper animation standards. while you may find the concept lame and boring, i thought it was actually a very fitting tribute to "fantasia" style orchestral animation of the past.

in the end, though, i guess its better that you didn't put all of your expectations behind this one project. newgrounds has never and most likely will never appreciate flashes of this nature, unless of course they're done by a professional disney animator. and even then, they still say "the story was gay but great grafix! next time more blood and tits!!"

plus, if you had kept the high hopes you started sliver with, an inconsiderate anime faggot like YungJazz leaving a pretentious review might have really dampened your spirits. especially after 2 fucking years of work.

note to YungJazz: just because you got some daily awards for submitting some old shitty anime of yours on incredibly slow portal days doesn't make you superior nor give you the right to demean other artists. in your review you treat zekey like he's a child or something; "oh, the animation was lackluster, but good effort! F for the flash but A for effort! nice try!" you make me sick. obviously you prefer shitty rehashed anime garbage to real artistic expression and creativity. go back to jacking off to hentai you cunt.

p.s. thanks for the mention in the credits too, zeke

Score: 8

"AAHAHAHAHAHAAA"

submission: Pooyak

date: January 19, 2007

that was outrageously disgusting, pointless, and made no sense whatsoever. and it was fucking great.

graphics: very well done. sickeningly detailed. the character design was nice. you are obviously a skilled artist.

style: your style rivals that of redskelton, only less playful and even more disgusting. oh, and its incredibly strange and difficult to understand, although there probably is some sort of meaning behind it. i'd rather not try to figure it out and simply laugh at the exquisitely animated erection.

sound: terrible. get some new, more fitting music that isn't just a loop.

violence: is that blood coming out of his butthole? owch

humor: when the dick was unveiled, i was literally in tears laughing. there's something about this flash that leaves the viewer cracking up, confused, and disturbed all at the same time. this mix of emotions is probably what you were going for.

overall: you tried something new and VERY different. you had the balls to actually animate the sickest and most impure thoughts that came to your mind. you really pushed the envelope of outrageous content and as a result made something original and creative (a rarity on this site). the laughter greatly diminished the confused and uneasy feeling this flash left me with.

if i were to make a suggestion for next time, it would be don't try to convey an underlying meaning in your flash if it consists solely of adult content. come on, no one wants to peer deeper into a bleeding asshole!

nice work.

Score: 10

"the store sander kit"

submission: The Store Sander Kit

date: January 14, 2007

A+++Seller, Item As Described! FAST FAST Shipping, Great Cust, Service! TY!!

Score: 10

"gorgeous"

submission: GAYEST FLASH MOVIE EVER!

date: December 11, 2006

as always, a great flash from you redskelton. this one has a lot more detail in certain closeups of the giant dick then many of your other flashes. i love the sense of utter chaos too, with the happy soundtrack. as always, your work here is original, outrageous, disgusting, and hilarious. i would love to see another holiday flash from you some time in the next month.

btw, did you know BEST FLASH MOVIE EVA was front paged a few weeks back?

Score: 10

"hey um"

submission: Kramer is a RACIST

date: December 1, 2006

i liked dis flassh alot but you are really really mean!!!! im not even going to leave a review on the actual flash im just going to review you as a person!! because you're TOTALLY being serious when you say "fuck you," and it really hurts my feelings!! i'm an overly sensitive faggot without a sense of humor!!!