Score: 0

"worst piece of garbage"

submission: Syndication Ep. 1

date: November 7, 2009

god this shit is fucking horrible i cant even stand watching it

what was i thinking

Score: 9

"mmm"

submission: AnusboyII

date: September 6, 2009

well i know you fuckin hate me wally but i still love your shit. i especially loved the photographic backgrounds in this

Score: 9

"lmao"

submission: Towel Boy

date: August 28, 2009

didn't disappoint, everything a good marc m cartoon should be. i laughed pretty damn hard. ill be amazed if you dont get a tv show somewhere or another. glad to hear about you bein on espn thats pretty big

Score: 10

"intrigued"

submission: Sofuz Part 1

date: August 27, 2009

loved the animation. lots of careful detail and hard work put into the characters and backgrounds. nice use of fbf, everything had such a swirly disorienting feel it was pretty unique, great way to utilize your style.

the story was cool too very ominous but just mysterious enough to keep you guessing whether the sofuz guy is a crazy molester dude giving laced drinks to the kiddies or just a regular old soda delivery man. so in that regard nice segue into part 2, good cliff hanger.

Score: 1

"blech"

submission: : Creative Cremation :

date: August 19, 2009

wow three traced bitmaps... two more than usual so thats a start! ooh look one even has a blur filter. im proud of you man, you finally got creative with your stolen jpeg backgrounds! you learned how to use a feature thats been there since flash 8! good work

germaine is apparently now a bald fat disgusting piece of shit as opposed to an emaciated goth cum guzzling whore... either way horrible artwork in that regard, her hands look like forks or something. terrible anatomy

and of course you used the same fuckin foamy symbol you used in the other 199 episodes. you have not redrawn this goddamned squirrel ONCE in, what, six years? what is wrong with you? you cant go on your whole life taking advantage of your dwindling fanbase's lack of good taste. someday you're actually gonna have to redraw something.

or just stop

Score: 3

"nah"

submission: How to NG Animator God 2

date: July 20, 2009

i realize what the point of the flash was but its been done so many times before in such an unbelievably better fashion that it doesnt impress me remotely. every single point you made has been made in other flashes. i agree for the most part with your views (if in fact this was a satire and not just a lame parody) but it won't really accomplish anything. the graphics sucked ass and it didnt even make me chuckle.

Score: 10

"mmmnm"

submission: Seinfoam

date: June 15, 2009

i loved it jonny you do a good american accent

Score: 10

"fucking beautiful"

submission: Ghost Out Part 2

date: June 1, 2009

i thought i reviewed this a long time ago back when i added it to my favorites. it still stands out in my mind as an amazing piece. the artwork is simple yet brilliant, the FBF is fluid even by today's standards, and the noir atmosphere is amazing. i wasn't kidding when i said this movie inspired dailytoon 400, because it really did. frankly it was crap compared to this.

my favorite part is your choice of soundtrack... i'm just now discovering the old delta bluesmen and skip james is one of the best, the song at the end is so haunting and im really astonished it was recorded in 1931, its SO good

Score: 9

"finally"

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]

date: May 8, 2009

i liked the sexy girl fuckin falcon at the beginning but the rest was shit what is your problem fuck you guys u just a bunch of haters why do u fuckin suck so bad

aaanyways yeh im glad to see this finally came out. there was nothing i hadnt already seen but it was all funny as fuck. favorite parts were cdm's, cambo's, and bug's. also i cant fuckin believe you included psi's part holy shit lmao thats why i had to minus one

i dunno this might be the last flash i submit to NG but probably not its too much fun to fuck with these kids, i love every last clueless dumbshit review

Score: 4

"not good"

submission: Rwd: 028 Daviday

date: April 11, 2009

mindless music videos with no point are devoid of entertainment. this problem becomes even worse when you use a song that tries way too hard to be funny and doesn't succeed in the slightest. as a crew you guys need to come up with something other than random animation tests to shitty music. ive never seen an rwd movie that was even remotely enjoyable to watch, regardless of the animation quality (some of you guys do have talent, you're just wasting it). if you insist on continuing these dumb music videos, try using a more subtle song or adding a narrative. and drop the idiotic gross out humor, its not like its offensive, its just plain old not funny